Buck?

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

http://www.3news.co.nz/Man-details-sexual-relationship-with-dolphin-in-book/tabid/418/articleID/226772/Default.aspx

You're a sick man Buck!

This place has really gone down hill since Flipper left but who can blame her with the way Buck treated her.

 

[Buck]

Only you would speak out against love.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

You broke the dolphin's heart and she died. Is that what you call love?

When you drove Flipper away from this board was that love too?

You're a sick *******. You're like the guy who can only climax if he's wearing one of Dan Pastorini's game-worn flack jackets but sicker.

 

[Buck]

If being aroused by Dan Pastorini's man smell is wrong, I don't want to be right.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

I've tried that Sex Pastorini Cologne which 60% of the time it works every time but honestly I thought it smelt like Raymond Berry's anus.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

This line is just fantastic:

“I'd warn anyone who's in a relationship with a dolphin. You have to plan an exit strategy,” says Mr Brenner.

 

[Bubbler]

This line is just fantastic:

“I'd warn anyone who's in a relationship with a dolphin. You have to plan an exit strategy,” says Mr Brenner.

One of many, including ...

"What was right with it is that the dolphin initiated the whole sexual thing."

"Mr Brenner believes around 15 percent of the world’s population has had sexual contact with an animal."

"Mr Brenner’s book, Wet Goddess ..."

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

"My exit strategy was to walk out of the pool. What was the dolphin going to do - follow me? Not without legs *****!" - Buck

 

[dooley_womack1]

Buck just wants dolphin-free tuna.

 

[jr/shotglass]

I give Chris too much **** sometimes, but this thread is definitely one of the reasons this is the greatest forum in the world.

 

[Ace]

So I gotta buy the book to find out what happens with the blowhole?

 

[Inky_Wretch]

So I gotta buy the book to find out what happens with the blowhole?

Like you don't already know?

 

[Bubbler]

So I gotta buy the book to find out what happens with the blowhole?

The dolphin was asking for it.

 

[Ace]

So I gotta buy the book to find out what happens with the blowhole?

Like you don't already know?

Well, the guy says the dolphin died of a broken heart. I think she was asphyxiated.

 

[Buck]

You broke the dolphin's heart and she died. Is that what you call love?

When you drove Flipper away from this board was that love too?

I've never wanted anyone or anything I've loved to get hurt.
But love is a dangerous emotion. One must be willing to risk the pain of loved unfulfilled if one is ever to find the joy of love fulfilled.
I didn't make the world that way. It's just the way it is.

 

[Ace]

"Mr Brenner believes around 15 percent of the world’s population has had sexual contact with an animal.

*-in Wisconsin it jumps to 30 percent if you include dead animals.

 

[I Should Coco]

Outing alert: Malcolm Brenner is just a pen name for ...

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

"Mr Brenner believes around 15 percent of the world’s population has had sexual contact with an animal.

*-in Wisconsin it jumps to 30 percent if you include dead animals.

In Georgia does that number include the women who had sex with Otis Nixon?

 

[jr/shotglass]

Brain-dead doesn't count. The number stands.

 

[holy bull]

Alternate title for book: "Free Willy"