Buck?

[bumpy mcgee]

I like the timing of this book. You can pair it with the release of that Morgan Freeman dolphin movie.

 

[fossywriter8]

So I gotta buy the book to find out what happens with the blowhole?

Like you don't already know?

Well, the guy says the dolphin died of a broken heart. I think she was asphyxiated.

Only if they did it doggy style.

 

[Bubbler]

You broke the dolphin's heart and she died. Is that what you call love?

When you drove Flipper away from this board was that love too?

I've never wanted anyone or anything I've loved to get hurt.
But love is a dangerous emotion. One must be willing to risk the pain of loved unfulfilled if one is ever to find the joy of love fulfilled.
I didn't make the world that way. It's just the way it is.

"Time to go flog dolphin."

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Hey Buck - just out of curiosity - not that I'm being set up on a blind date or anything - how do you dress for a first date with a dolphin? Is there a dress wetsuit or something? I'm guessing just a thong would be a little too obvious.

 

[Bubbler]

Hey Buck - just out of curiosity - not that I'm being set up on a blind date or anything - how do you dress for a first date with a dolphin? Is there a dress wetsuit or something? I'm guessing just a thong would be a little too obvious.

I don't mean to speak for Buck, but I would think dating in the animal kingdom involves a lot less crap than we're used to.

Does a dolphin want to **** around with all of the ritual bull****? It's an animal, it has animal needs, it has animal urges.

My guess is that you hop in the pool ready to get it on. She's not wearing any clothes, why should you? When in Rome, etc.

The only thing you could do before consummating the deed is balance a beach ball on your **** to show you're one with her kind. On the other hand, that could backfire, as she might think you're mocking her.

The only thing you might want to bring are some post-coital sardines. She's an animal, but after the carnal desire subsides, she still needs to be assured is isn't all about the sex.

 

[Ace]

What do these "Swim with the Dolphins" attractions charge for a happy ending?

 

[Bubbler]

Aren't dolphins pretty fierce when they're mating? Maybe this is a S&M relationship?

 

[jr/shotglass]

The only thing you might want to bring are some post-coital sardines. She's an animal, but after the carnal desire subsides, she still needs to be assured is isn't all about the sex.

Well, I certainly hope you're careful about what sardines. I'd hate to give her some of those sardines in mustard sauce, because ... well, that would just be wrong.

Of course, the mustard sauce would probably be washed off by water before she got them down, so maybe it's all good anyway.