Broadcasters Death-match (Let's git it on!)

[PhilaYank36]

The rules of the game: all participants would be locked inside of a WWE-style Hell in a Cell steel cage with various weapons (no firearms) hidden underneath the ring. Last man (or woman) alive wins, with Bob Uecker giving the play-by-play. Also, am I missing anyone significant in this list?

 

[Clever username]

Re: Another boots-approved poll about broadcasters

Yes, this won't nuked.

Change the title and it might stand a chance.

 

[Clever username]

Re: Another boots-approved poll about broadcasters

Add Joe Morgan

 

[spnited]

Re: Another boots-approved poll about broadcasters

Nuke it. This is a new low in stupidity.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Re: Another boots-approved poll about broadcasters

Steiner is Charley, not Charlie.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

If Charley Steiner can survive Y2K in Bristol, he can survive anything.

 

[Willie-Butch]

Come out and get your whoopin' Steiner!

 

[imjustagirl2]

I would follow him to freedom.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Follow me! Follow me to FREEDOM!

 

[ondeadline]

I'm not voting as a conscientious objector ... to the whole premise. :)

 

[PhilaYank36]

I just put this thread up b/c I'm incredibly saddened by the state of the Yankees. Watching the Phillies would probably be more uplifting.

 

[beefncheddar]

I just put this thread up b/c I'm incredibly saddened by the state of the Yankees. Watching the Phillies would probably be more uplifting.

Because there's nothing more fun that trying to figure out how Tom Gordon's going to **** this one up.

 

[PhilaYank36]

At least you don't have the expectations built up after 10 years of utter dominance.

Anyway, I think Steiner wins this thing by taking Sterling's head off with a vicious swing of the barbed-wire baseball bat.

 

[Birdscribe]

Any contest involving baseball broadcasters that doesn't end with Vin Scully finishing first and Harry Kalas second is irrelevant and becomes useful only at the moment that one of our esteemed moderators sends it to SportsJournalists.com Lockdown.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Good point. I now think that Scully and Kalas would team-up on everyone, first eliminating the Yankee contingent before laying waste to the ESPN stable. As the bodies lay strewn across the ring, the two raise their hands in victory to the crowd, celebrating their victory. All of a sudden, the ghosts of Jack Buck and Harry Caray appear out of nowhere and twist their necks for the final victory.

 

[Montezuma's Revenge]

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Kay could use his giant head as a weapon.....kind of like the Samoans.

 

[RokSki]

I just think Thorne has some deep-seeded toughness to draw upon, perhaps even more than Steiner

 

[StormSurge]

Any contest involving baseball broadcasters that doesn't end with Vin Scully finishing first and Harry Kalas second is irrelevant and becomes useful only at the moment that one of our esteemed moderators sends it to SportsJournalists.com Lockdown.

Vin Scully rules the world.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Nice. I just finished laughing loud enough that I'm getting looks. ;D