Brawl Thread -- please give this a shot

[Chi City 81]

This should have been Thread of the Year, especially with the last two pages.

Who the **** cares what you think, PhilacockYanker?

Is it difficult to type that with a 12" **** in your ass, Good ****-tor?

Not really. But it is tough to type with my **** in my mother's mouth. She's so good at giving head, it's distracting.

Fixed

Simple joke from a simple "man."

 

[PhilaYank36]

Be careful about the mother jokes, folks. Go too far and I may have to start a poll about them.

 

[Chi City 81]

Be careful about the mother jokes, folks. Go too far and I may have to start a poll about them.

That would be slightly less surprising than learning you're a virgin.

 

[Tom Petty]

or was it pirate hooker? ... damn

They're two different lines. You just morphed them into one.

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary; that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

You just got overambitious, TP. Next time, take a breath, then proceed.

wow, dude, was that some smackdown?

 

[imjustagirl2]

Dammit, doc, philayankoff is MY *****. Get your own!

 

[Tom Petty]

Dammit, doc, philayankoff is MY *****. Get your own!

i gotta get me a *****. sounds like fun.

 

[mike311gd]

or was it pirate hooker? ... damn

They're two different lines. You just morphed them into one.

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary; that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

You just got overambitious, TP. Next time, take a breath, then proceed.

wow, dude, was that some smackdown?

No, sir, just a helpful hint. If it were some smack, I'd have said, "'Full Moon Fever' isn't worth a free download" or "A-cups rule."

Next time I post in here, I'll remember to bring the vigor and hate required by OOP.

 

[Barsuk]

Dammit, doc, philayankoff is MY *****. Get your own!

i gotta get me a *****. sounds like fun.

Isn't IJAG enough of a ***** to go around to all of us? SNAP!

 

[Tom Petty]

or was it pirate hooker? ... damn

They're two different lines. You just morphed them into one.

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary; that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

You just got overambitious, TP. Next time, take a breath, then proceed.

wow, dude, was that some smackdown?

No, sir, just a helpful hint. If it were some smack, I'd have said, "'Full Moon Fever' isn't worth a free download" or "A-cups rule."

Next time I post in here, I'll remember to bring the vigor and hate required by OOP.

now i just think you're ****ing with me.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

now i just think you're ****ing with me.

That's the point of the thread, ****-for-brains.

 

[mike311gd]

or was it pirate hooker? ... damn

They're two different lines. You just morphed them into one.

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary; that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

You just got overambitious, TP. Next time, take a breath, then proceed.

wow, dude, was that some smackdown?

No, sir, just a helpful hint. If it were some smack, I'd have said, "'Full Moon Fever' isn't worth a free download" or "A-cups rule."

Next time I post in here, I'll remember to bring the vigor and hate required by OOP.

now i just think you're ****ing with me.

Head games, my friend. Head games.

 

[Tom Petty]

now i just think you're ****ing with me.

That's the point of the thread, ****-for-brains.

suck it.

 

[Tom Petty]

or was it pirate hooker? ... damn

They're two different lines. You just morphed them into one.

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary; that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

You just got overambitious, TP. Next time, take a breath, then proceed.

wow, dude, was that some smackdown?

No, sir, just a helpful hint. If it were some smack, I'd have said, "'Full Moon Fever' isn't worth a free download" or "A-cups rule."

Next time I post in here, I'll remember to bring the vigor and hate required by OOP.

now i just think you're ****ing with me.

Head games, my friend. Head games.

and, what? i couldn't hear you through that mouthful of man goo.

 

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