Brawl Thread -- please give this a shot

[dooley_womack1]

If you're sliding down a rope and your balls start to smoke, it's a rupture.

 

[outofplace]

All this taint talk reminds me of a song one of my old bosses used to sing very loudly in the newsroom:

Does ... your ... taint hang low? Does it wobble too and fro? Can you tie it a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?

Heard the song, but never with that body part. I prefer the boobs version.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

If you're sliding down a rope and your balls start to smoke, it's a rupture.

When you're sliding into home, and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea!

 

[Angola!]

All this taint talk reminds me of a song one of my old bosses used to sing very loudly in the newsroom:

Does ... your ... taint hang low? Does it wobble too and fro? Can you tie it a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?

Heard the song, but never with that body part. I prefer the boobs version.

You should sing it in your office tomorrow. It will draw a lot of laughs, unless you work with a lot of old folks who have no sense of humor.

 

[outofplace]

All this taint talk reminds me of a song one of my old bosses used to sing very loudly in the newsroom:

Does ... your ... taint hang low? Does it wobble too and fro? Can you tie it a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?

Heard the song, but never with that body part. I prefer the boobs version.

You should sing it in your office tomorrow. It will draw a lot of laughs, unless you work with a lot of old folks who have no sense of humor.

I needed that suggestion last night. I probably could have gotten away with it at the office holiday party. One of the reasons I love my wife. She was the first person I ever heard sing the boobs version.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

One of the reasons I love my wife. She was the first person I ever knew with boobs.

Fixed.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Nothing wrong with taintlicking, depending on whose it is.

I concur.

No concurring.
This is the brawl thread.

 

[zeke12]

Nothing wrong with taintlicking, depending on whose it is.

I concur.

No concurring.
This is the brawl thread.

He's right.

 

[EStreetJoe]

Nothing wrong with taintlicking, depending on whose it is.

I concur.

No concurring.
This is the brawl thread.

He's right.

Enough of this happy, happy, joy, joy **** of agreeing.
It's the brawl thread. Let's see some more brawls.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

We appear to need some instruction on the matter.

 

[Stoney]

We appear to need some instruction on the matter.

No we don't.

 

[Barsuk]

Not the night I was there, though I am not <b>adverse</b> to taintlicking girls that look like they should work in strip clubs.

Not to turn this into a grammar brawl, but it's <i>averse</i> you cockgoblin.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Nothing wrong with taintlicking, depending on whose it is.

I concur.

No concurring.
This is the brawl thread.

He's right.

**** off.

 

[PhilaYank36]

This should have been Thread of the Year, especially with the last two pages.

 

[Chi City 81]

This should have been Thread of the Year, especially with the last two pages.

Who the **** cares what you think, PhilacockYanker?

 

[HandsomeHarley]

This thread is the SportsJournalists.com equivalent of MMA.

And some of the people on this thread are Tank Abbott: A fat-ass drunk who just swings wildly, hoping once in a while to connect, but wouldn't know a submission if it reached up and bit them in the ass. ;D

 

[PhilaYank36]

This should have been Thread of the Year, especially with the last two pages.

Who the **** cares what you think, PhilacockYanker?

Is it difficult to type that with a 12" **** in your ass, Good ****-tor?

 

[Chi City 81]

This should have been Thread of the Year, especially with the last two pages.

Who the **** cares what you think, PhilacockYanker?

Is it difficult to type that with a 12" **** in your ass, Good ****-tor?

Not really. But it is tough to type with my **** in your mother's mouth. She's so good at giving head, it's distracting.

 

[PhilaYank36]

This should have been Thread of the Year, especially with the last two pages.

Who the **** cares what you think, PhilacockYanker?

Is it difficult to type that with a 12" **** in your ass, Good ****-tor?

Not really. But it is tough to type with my **** in my mother's mouth. She's so good at giving head, it's distracting.

Fixed

 

[mike311gd]

This should have been Thread of the Year, especially with the last two pages.

Who the **** cares what you think, PhilacockYanker?

Is it difficult to type that with a 12" **** in your ass, Good ****-tor?

Not really. But it is tough to type with my **** in your mother's mouth. She's so good at giving head, it's distracting.

That's true. But you can only brick on a woman's face so many times before it gets old. ...