Brawl Thread -- please give this a shot

[dooley_womack1]

Big difference between two White Castles and two Big Macs, tho.

 

[Angola!]

Big difference between two White Castles and two Big Macs, tho.

Which one is the ****?

 

[outofplace]

Only on here could a thread designed for massive spleen-venting contain so much "No, this is what I was trying to get across...oh, sorry, I thought you meant...no, I do respect your point, but..."

And yet, if someone posted a thread titled "Ultrasound Photos of My First Son" or "Puppies and Kittens in Baby Bonnets", it would take three pages before someone called someone else a dong-slurping, sister-****ing degenerate troll anusface.

Ok, maybe it's just the fact that I've been up nearly 24 hours, but that one has me rolling.

Edit: And on that, Doc, you and I actually agree. Very well done, Kaylee.

**** you, asshat.

There, now doesn't that feel better?

..you taintlicking prick.

 

[dooley_womack1]

But can a prick really lick anything? Maybe one could slime on something.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Big difference between two White Castles and two Big Macs, tho.

Kaylee seems to have anger issues...I think he's got testosterone to spare.

I'll vote Whopper.

 

[Angola!]

Big difference between two White Castles and two Big Macs, tho.

Kaylee seems to have anger issues...I think he's got testosterone to spare.

I'll vote Whopper.

But they did away with it according to some commercial I saw.

 

[outofplace]

But can a prick really lick anything? Maybe one could slime on something.

Well sure....if you're going to be logical about it....

 

[Kaylee]

Fantastic...I have people ruminating on the exact length, width, circumference of my love truncheon.

This is an odd feeling.

 

[dooley_womack1]

(Let's see...White Castle...about 4 inches to each side and about 1.5 inches deep)

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Nothing wrong with taintlicking, depending on whose it is.

 

[Chi City 81]

Kaylee's hung like a tuna can?

 

[Kaylee]

Does this mean my **** is flavored with onions?

[I hereby lay claim to being the first in the history of human civilization to utter the above.]

 

[imjustagirl2]

Kaylee's hung like a tuna can?

Where's freelance??

 

[Angola!]

Nothing wrong with taintlicking, depending on whose it is.

I concur.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Does this mean my **** is flavored with onions?

If you mean it makes people cry, then yes. You girl-name-having mother****er.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Nothing wrong with taintlicking, depending on whose it is.

I concur.

You didn't do any taintlicking at the Deja Vu, did you?

/crossthreading

 

[dooley_womack1]

Does this mean my **** is flavored with onions?

[I hereby lay claim to being the first in the history of human civilization to utter the above.]

Yeah, and it's a seething dose of indigestion for the recipient.

 

[Angola!]

Nothing wrong with taintlicking, depending on whose it is.

I concur.

You didn't do any taintlicking at the Deja Vu, did you?

/crossthreading

Not the night I was there, though I am not adverse to taintlicking girls that look like they should work in strip clubs.

 

[Angola!]

All this taint talk reminds me of a song one of my old bosses used to sing very loudly in the newsroom:

Does ... your ... taint hang low? Does it wobble too and fro? Can you tie it a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?

 

[ArnoldBabar]

All this taint talk reminds me of a song one of my old bosses used to sing very loudly in the newsroom:

Does ... your ... taint hang low? Does it wobble too and fro? Can you tie it a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?

Is it too late to sue?