Blythe Danner or Gwyneth Paltrow?

[Jack_Kerouac]

Watching "The Last Kiss" on HBO last night (as is being discussed on another thread), I realized that I find Gwyneth's 64-year-old mother more attractive than Mrs. Chris Martin herself. If lovin' a GILF is wrong, I don't want to be right.

 

[zeke12]

Maybe you can **** her on her plastic couch.

You should **** her and have her send you a check for seven dollars on your birthday.

 

[spnited]

I have always found Blythe Danner to be much hotter than her scrawny daughter.
But then again, I'm a lot closer to mom's age than Skinny Gwynnie's

 

[shockey]

I have always found Blythe Danner to be much hotter than her scrawny daughter.
But then again, I'm a lot closer to mom's age than Skinny Gwynnie's

great voice, too, on the gilf.

 

[farmerjerome]

I've always found Paltrow to be simply beautiful.

 

[User 1019]

Both.

 

[BRoth]

Just saw the new Bourne movie yesterday and while she's twice my age, Joan Allen is still very good looking.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0000260/

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Most of the people who go on and on about how gorgeous Paltrow is are women...

I don't think most guys think she's anything special.

Obviously, she's very attractive, but there is a huge list of actresses who I think are much, much better looking than she is.

I'd take Reese Witherspoon over her in a heartbeat...

 

[Mizzougrad96]

By the way... Joan Allen is definitely hot...

One of the best actresses working as well...

 

[mike311gd]

Most of the people who go on and on about how gorgeous Paltrow is are women...

I don't think most guys think she's anything special.

Obviously, she's very attractive, but there is a huge list of actresses who I think are much, much better looking than she is.

I'd take Reese Witherspoon over her in a heartbeat...

I'd take Reese's Pieces over just about anyone.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Maybe you can **** her on her plastic couch.

You should **** her and have her send you a check for seven dollars on your birthday.

I am now a dead person from laughing.

 

[Songbird]

Gwynnie is so damn adorable in this, especially the first "Baby." My type o' gal.

 

[HejiraHenry]

Here's a poll I never would have considered.

 

[spaceman]

Joan Allen is smokin hot

 

[SuperflySnuka]

Gwyneth Paltrow is flat-out ugly to me. As in, I would not hook up with her. Who am I kidding? I'd hook up with the chick from Ugly Betty. Of course I'd hook up with her. Not from Shallow Hal, though.

But Blythe Danner is classic beauty. In Meet the Fockers, she's smokin.

And Joan Allen is beautiful as well...

Let's make an all-star team for hot older chicks.

PG: Allen
SG: Danner
SF: Diane Keaton?
PF?
C?

 

[Eagleboy]

Do you really want a power forward and a center? Yikes.

 

[spaceman]

Diane Lane

 

[Songbird]

Meryl Streep is a power forward.

 

[SuperflySnuka]

HAHAH I didn't mean by actual size -- I'm thinking Kathy Bates would be center and no thanks to that -- just by number.

I should've said a top-5

 

[Songbird]

How 'bout Niti?!?!

No, but Meryl ain't no spring chicken, so she's on that top 5 of mature hotties.