Begging and pleading w/ your woman ... Star Wars style

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

I hope some of you get a good laugh out of this. Just something funny I came across.

 

[forever_town]

Either have sex with me or I'll slash your head off with my light saber.

What, that doesn't work?

 

[Ace]

Dude,

Margins. Use them.

 

[sportschick]

Oh Anakin, hold me like you did on Naboo.

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

sorry, had some problems w/ the splice. It's good now.

 

[JakeandElwood]

So it's romantic to tell a woman you want to slice her open and crawl inside her skin for warmth? I never knew.

 

[Armchair_QB]

That'd be funny if it wasn't so ****ing creepy.

 

[BYH]

Not nearly as funny and/or creepy as Nick singing "Lady" to Lindsay in "Freaks and Geeks."

 

[dreunc1542]

Oh Anakin, hold me like you did on Naboo.

ummmmmm.....how about no.

 

[sportschick]

Oh Anakin, hold me like you did on Naboo.

ummmmmm.....how about no.

If you use a force choke hold and kill me, I'm so going to haunt you!

 

[Ace]

I'm guessing Mr. 3rd Row History gets the kebosh by Princess No-Lay-a

 

[dreunc1542]

Oh Anakin, hold me like you did on Naboo.

ummmmmm.....how about no.

If you use a force choke hold and kill me, I'm so going to haunt you!

Stop talking nerd.

 

[sportschick]

Oh Anakin, hold me like you did on Naboo.

ummmmmm.....how about no.

If you use a force choke hold and kill me, I'm so going to haunt you!

Stop talking nerd.

You get hot when I talk nerd. Admit it!

 

[Mizzougrad96]

I'm guessing that note won't be the end of his problems with women.

 

[Philosopher]

Seems fake to me.

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

Seems fake to me.

So is 95 percent of TV, The Onion and some of the world's greatest tits, but that doesn't mean it can't bring a smile to our faces.

 

[Ace]

Seems fake to me.

So is 95 percent of TV, The Onion and some of the world's greatest tits, but that doesn't mean it can't bring a smile to our faces.

Don't forget moon landings.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

Seems fake to me.

So is 95 percent of TV, The Onion and some of the world's greatest tits, but that doesn't mean it can't bring a smile to our faces.

Does that mean Jenna Jameson isn't smiling anymore?

 

[kingcreole]

Get in there you furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

Let's "do" it. Let's french.

I have a new sig.