Annoying co-worker problems, please help

[User 1019]

I don't remember seeing it anywhere else, but what does your publisher say about this guy?

And I'd tell him that if he called me a douche one more time, he'd get a chance to use all that karate.

 

[boots]

Boots, have you read ANY of this thread? We're trying to help the guy. We listened to you when you were babbling about anal sex. We'll listen to him gripe about his co-worker, too.

Boots suffers from Attention (on him) Deficit Disorder.

Danny, you have two choices. Go with the young asses here, get yourself in trouble or fired, or take my advice and go to a higher authority.
Either way, showing the guys work station is wrong.
And to really put it in a term you should understand, If I were your ME, and you took a picture of a co-worker's workstation, you'd be hitting the bricks for a few days, no questions asked.
And if you can't figure out why I would give you a few days in the street, PM me and I'll tell you why.

 

[spup1122]

Boots, have you read ANY of this thread? We're trying to help the guy. We listened to you when you were babbling about anal sex. We'll listen to him gripe about his co-worker, too.

Boots suffers from Attention (on him) Deficit Disorder.

Danny, you have two choices. Go with the young asses here, get yourself in trouble or fired, or take my advice and go to a higher authority.
Either way, showing the guys work station is wrong.
And to really put it in a term you should understand, If I were your ME, and you took a picture of a co-worker's workstation, you'd be hitting the bricks for a few days, no questions asked.
And if you can't figure out why I would give you a few days in the street, PM me and I'll tell you why.

Umm.. it's a newspaper. There is no reason he can't take a picture of the newsroom. Besides, if I were your ME and you were posting about anal sex on a message board and I found it, you'd be sent packing because if I found it, your sources could and no one would take you seriously.

 

[DannyDennett]

Boots, you're missing the point. I DO NOT CARE!!!!

 

[boots]

Boots, have you read ANY of this thread? We're trying to help the guy. We listened to you when you were babbling about anal sex. We'll listen to him gripe about his co-worker, too.

Boots suffers from Attention (on him) Deficit Disorder.

Danny, you have two choices. Go with the young asses here, get yourself in trouble or fired, or take my advice and go to a higher authority.
Either way, showing the guys work station is wrong.
And to really put it in a term you should understand, If I were your ME, and you took a picture of a co-worker's workstation, you'd be hitting the bricks for a few days, no questions asked.
And if you can't figure out why I would give you a few days in the street, PM me and I'll tell you why.

Umm.. it's a newspaper. There is no reason he can't take a picture of the newsroom. Besides, if I were your ME and you were posting about anal sex on a message board and I found it, you'd be sent packing because if I found it, your sources could and no one would take you seriously.

Let's get a few things straight.
1, Anything I do on my time, on my personal computer, is my business. I answer to no one.
2, You'll never be a ME
3, Danny, you are on your own. Good luck.
4, this conversation is over.

 

[chazp]

****, my desk is waaay worse than that.

I cleaned up my desk today for the first time in about six months. I think mine was much worse than the one in the photo.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Aww, look at little bootsie getting his panties in a wad over something he has no clue what the hell people are talking about.

 

[boots]

Aww, look at little bootsie getting his panties in a wad over something he has no clue what the hell people are talking about.

I have a clue. It's the guy who chose to put a co-worker's work station on a web cast who doesn't have a clue.
I don't have the time or the patience to get into a pissing match with people I pretty much ignore. I gave the guy my advice. He chose to do something else.
Personally, I don't give a damn either way but he will regret doing what he has done. I guarantee it.

 

[PhilaYank36]

How do you deal with a work of art like this idiot? Does anyone have any similar stories like this one?

A 33"-29 oz. Louisville Slugger is always handy in settling such disputes. The thin handle allows you generate a good amount of bat speed. But if you want to exert greater force, step it up to a 34"-31 model with a fat barrel. It may take a while to get it going, but once in motion, it's pretty tough to stop. ;D

Or just hire #56

 

[boots]

How do you deal with a work of art like this idiot? Does anyone have any similar stories like this one?

A 33"-29 oz. Louisville Slugger is always handy in settling such disputes. The thin handle allows you generate a good amount of bat speed. But if you want to exert greater force, step it up to a 34"-31 model with a fat barrel. It may take a while to get it going, but once in motion, it's pretty tough to stop. ;D

Or just hire #56

Wood or aluminum?

 

[tapintoamerica]

My advice to the person who started this thread: Delete it. You're gaining nothing here.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Real men use wood. Metal is for candy-asses.

 

[boots]

Real men use wood. Metal is for candy-asses.

True that but you get better wrist action with aluminum.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Maybe, but wood forces you to hit square up better. Plus, there's nothing like the crack of the bat off a human skull or computer screen. You can also burn the evidence, too.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Maybe, but wood forces you to hit square up better. Plus, there's nothing like the crack of the bat off a human skull or computer screen. You can also burn the evidence, too.

So you've had some experience?

 

[boots]

Maybe, but wood forces you to hit square up better. Plus, there's nothing like the crack of the bat off a human skull or computer screen. You can also burn the evidence, too.

Might be more disposable but there's nothing like a little battery acid on aluminum. All prints disappear.
Not only that, crack someone with an aluminum bat and they feel it for years to come.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Who says I want them to be around for years? And maybe I do have some experience.

 

[boots]

Personally, I'm like the mob. I prefer the nine-iron. It never misses the mark.

 

[Comma Chameleon]

My advice to the person who started this thread: Delete it. You're gaining nothing here.

Probably the best advice on this thread.

 

[PhilaYank36]

You're gaining nothing here.

But everyone else is gaining some good "advice."