Annoying co-worker problems, please help

[boots]

You're gaining nothing here.

But everyone else is gaining some good "advice."

Try this link. It will help you.

 

[PhilaYank36]

If it isn't Metallica-style metal, it is my firm position that the vast majority of 80s music sucks.

Anyway, back on topic: spare the niceties, diplomacy and creativeness. Just go up to the guy and tell him to grow up, shut up or get out.

 

[Lone_Star_Speed]

Get the guy a subscription to "Nugget" or "Hustler" or whatever floats his boat. Have the mag sent to him at work. He'll spend most of the day in the men's room.

 

[Platyrhynchos]

Any chance this whole thing is bogus?

Page one DannyDennett refers to the offending co-worker's wife.

Page two he refers to the offending co-worker's fat girlfriend.

WTF? :

 

[boots]

Any chance this whole thing is bogus?

Page one DannyDennett refers to the offending co-worker's wife.

Page two he refers to the offending co-worker's fat girlfriend.

WTF? :

I believe it is bogus. However, the situation is a common one.
Plus, I hope that NOBODY is stupid enough to post a co-workers work station. If I'm an employer and I see my place on the web, the person who did it is history and a mystery.

 

[Bob Slydell]

How do you deal with a work of art like this idiot? Does anyone have any similar stories like this one?

A 33"-29 oz. Louisville Slugger is always handy in settling such disputes. The thin handle allows you generate a good amount of bat speed. But if you want to exert greater force, step it up to a 34"-31 model with a fat barrel. It may take a while to get it going, but once in motion, it's pretty tough to stop. ;D

Or just hire #56

Wood or aluminum?

I'd go with wood. Makes a cooler sound when you crack it against someone's skull.

And Danny, two words: Blanket Party.
Next time he calls you a douche, squirt some in his face. Bet he won't call you that anymore.

And that desk is nothing compared to some I've seen.

 

[Rhody31]

My co-worker has been cheering for the team we cover.
In the pressbox.
I think I'm going to punch him.

 

[boots]

My co-worker has been cheering for the team we cover.
In the pressbox.
I think I'm going to punch him.

Had a jackass co-worker do the same thing. I pulled him to the side and told him to SHUT THE **** UP OR LEAVE THE AREA! He shut the **** up.