A sweet name change

[jakewriter82]

I love this....that is all
From the AP

Ohio performer has quite the experience with courts in effort to change his name
AKRON, Ohio — You can refer to him officially now as Mr. Experience. Daniel Michael Miller II is history.
The former Dan Miller, 24, has legally changed his name to “The” Dan Miller Experience.
His first name is “The” Dan, with the quotation marks. His middle name is Miller and his last name is Experience.
About 300 people petitioned the Summit County Probate Court last year to change a name, and Experience was one of the few who was called in to explain why he wanted an unusual name. The Akron musician and rapper did so, and last month the change became official.
“My first reaction was that this guy was going to have some problems with Homeland Security,” said Magistrate Larry Poulos, who approved the name change.
“But (Experience) is in the entertainment business, and he seems like a nice kid,” Poulos said.
Said Experience: “I like to do little things in my life that amuse me. This amuses me.”
So far, Experience said, he has not had any problems with the switch, other than a few laughs when he renewed his driver’s license.

 

[mike311gd]

That's bull****. I've been "The Mike" for the last three years, paying homage to "The Rick" and Cory "The Cory" Matthews. I just didn't go through the legal steps.

 

[BYH]

That's bull****. I've been "The Mike" for the last three years, paying homage to "The Rick" and Cory "The Cory" Matthews. I just didn't go through the legal steps.

I'm beginning to connect the dots re: you and your retroactive virginity.

 

[Chi City 81]

That's bull****. I've been "The Mike" for the last three years, paying homage to "The Rick" and Cory "The Cory" Matthews. I just didn't go through the legal steps.

I'm beginning to connect the dots re: you and your retroactive virginity.

Aren't they cute together, folks?

 

[imjustagirl2]

And I thought "THE" Ohio State University was pretentious.

Oh wait. It still is.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

That's bull****. I've been "The Mike" for the last three years, paying homage to "The Rick" and Cory "The Cory" Matthews. I just didn't go through the legal steps.

I'm beginning to connect the dots re: you and your retroactive virginity.

Aren't they cute together, folks?

Beej: Me and Mike, we was like peas and carrots.

 

[BYH]

That's bull****. I've been "The Mike" for the last three years, paying homage to "The Rick" and Cory "The Cory" Matthews. I just didn't go through the legal steps.

I'm beginning to connect the dots re: you and your retroactive virginity.

Aren't they cute together, folks?

I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of ****in' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.

(given my complete ****in uselessness with the girls in HS, the concept that I could ever pull off Damone is hilarious, but I'm gonna run with it b/c it's funny as ****, at least to me)

 

[Chi City 81]

That's bull****. I've been "The Mike" for the last three years, paying homage to "The Rick" and Cory "The Cory" Matthews. I just didn't go through the legal steps.

I'm beginning to connect the dots re: you and your retroactive virginity.

Aren't they cute together, folks?

I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of ****in' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.

(given my complete ****in uselessness with the girls in HS, the concept that I could ever pull off Damone is hilarious, but I'm gonna run with it b/c it's funny as ****, at least to me)

I was thinking more that he lasted eight seconds before impregnating Stacy.

 

[BYH]

"I think I came. Didn't you feel it?"

There is NO WAY he lasted eight seconds.

 

[mike311gd]

That's bull****. I've been "The Mike" for the last three years, paying homage to "The Rick" and Cory "The Cory" Matthews. I just didn't go through the legal steps.

I'm beginning to connect the dots re: you and your retroactive virginity.

If that's what it takes to prove my devotion to Boy Meets World, I'll take the lumps and forget the humps.

 

[slappy4428]

Jumpin Jeebus.
Does every ****ing thread now have to devolve into Mike's inability to get laid and Boy Meets World?
We get it. Move on.

 

[Flash]

The best name change ever was Princess Consuela Bananahammock.

 

[mike311gd]

I've always been partial to Crap Bag.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Jumpin Jeebus.
Does every ****ing thread now have to devolve into Mike's inability to get laid and Boy Meets World?
We get it. Move on.

Oh, that's rich. :D

 

[Flash]

I've always been partial to Crap Bag.

If you need help remembering it, just think of a bag of crap.

 

[mike311gd]

Do you even know what bananahammock is?

 

[Flash]

It's a funny word.

 

[mike311gd]

It's a Speedo.

 

[Flash]

Oh, crap.

 

[mike311gd]

Excellent work, Flash.