your fantasy team name

[HoopsMcCann]

ok folks, i love seeing good fantasy football/baseball/hockey etc. team names

my football team is 'ookie mexico's kennel and school for wayward girls' -- i'm really happy with it

my baseball team is always 'royal disappointment' and my hockey is always 'tim horton hears a hoo' but i always seem to switch my football team's name

show 'em, boys... (****, i'd rather see the girls', but you gals can just send those in pm's if you wish -- i'll keep 'em safe)

 

[Songbird]

Mine is nothing special, just my intent on roto draft day:

DraftDodgers.

 

[Chi City 81]

My two this year were Make Benefit Glorious Squad (baseball) and Blarney Gumbel (football).

 

[zeke12]

The Bunk, Junction Boys (Baseball)

Santiago's Marlin (Football)

Pithy, but adequate.


My all-time favorite was my college pick 'em team from here a couple years back:

Paris Hilton's Ass Goiter

Speaking of, who usually starts the college football pick 'em and NFL survivor leagues? I've got at least one title to defend...

 

[Songbird]

Santiago's Marlin (Football)

Nice.

 

[Killick]

Cuyahoga Conflagrations.
Pogue Mahones.

 

[Highway 101]

Morning Wood (Baseball)
Samurai (Basketball)
Clint Eastwood's Big Gun (Football)

I may switch my football team name in memorial of Coach Hep and Bill Walsh.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

I went from Thundering Turd to Little Lopezers (my homage to Scarface) a few years back in my keeper NBA league.

 

[SuperflySnuka]

Baseball: RazorRamonHernandez, The Baltimore Areolas, IfICanJorgeCantu,
Football: WhatADiff.AddaiMakes, Hess'BestGuesses, The Upper Deckers
Basketball: ADampierOnTheEvening
Hockey: A Standing Ovechkin

Weird thing is, I'm not even an Orioles fan...

 

[HoopsMcCann]

Baseball: RazorRamonHernandez, The Baltimore Areolas, IfICanJorgeCantu,
Football: WhatADiff.AddaiMakes, Hess'BestGuesses, The Upper Deckers
Basketball: ADampierOnTheEvening
Hockey: A Standing Ovechkin

Weird thing is, I'm not even an Orioles fan...

are you chris berman?

 

[SuperflySnuka]

Yes, I'm outed

 

[imjustagirl2]

My football team is Ookie's Dog Training (damn 20-character limits)

 

[Chi City 81]

My football team is Ookie's Dog Training (damn 20-character limits)

That's not as good as your original team name.

 

[ServeItUp]

This year's fantasy team is Paesano's. Last year was Top o' the Muffin. Two years ago was Pendant Publishing.

Seriously pondered Vick's Grooming and Kennels but stayed with the theme.

 

[mike311gd]

My favorite's are: The Donkey Punchers (baseball), Charles In Charge (baseball), Punky Power (football) and The Tanner Twisters (basketball).

 

[Songbird]

My favorite's are: Punky Power (football) ...

I'm sorry, I have to:

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Football: Virginia Sacrifices, not sure what my second team will be named. Leaning towards Benoit Balls.

Baseball: Boston Poindexters, continuing a line of Futurama blernsball names (last year was the New New York Mets, next year the New New York Yankees).

Older team names of which I'm proud: Canned Ham Acolytes, Dallas Holes, Vestal Virginians, CGNU Dumples (Homestar Runner joke). All football teams; I can't come up with good basketball/hockey names. Pick set names to which I'm partial include Soph's Choice (NCAA tournament) and Obscene (NFL suicide pool, so named because Yahoo! said it would delete obscene names, so I'm going to see how literally they take it).

 

[kokane_muthashed]

Various names throughout the years:
Football:
Carolina Asshats
Cincinnati Bow-Ties
Damn Dirty Dutch
Mutha Superior

Baseball:
Meat Helmets
Knuckle Children
JUCO All-Stars
Bang Gang Gang Bang
Pittsburgh Pie Rats
Ephedra? U Betcha!
Beer Coasters
Shorn Scrotes

Basketball:
Shaq-Pu
The Quasi-Evils

 

[mike311gd]

My favorite's are: Punky Power (football) ...

I'm sorry, I have to:

That's exactly where it's from. Up until this year, with the exception of The Donkey Punchers, every name I used paid homage to sitcom characters from Saved By The Bell, Full House, Punky Brewster, Seinfeld, Boy Meets World. ...

 

[Songbird]

I can't lie: I watched Punky.

I loved when Cherie's mom (grandma?), after Cherie wanted to do something, would go, "Nuh-uh, Cherie!"