You Be the Dad

[93Devil]

C'mon, guys. If it was my daughter, I'd want her to show some initiative.

Why couldn't she be both?

Fight topless?

 

[Ace]

C'mon, guys. If it was my daughter, I'd want her to show some initiative.

Why couldn't she be both?

Fight topless?

I was thinking she could use the pole as a weapon.

 

[alleyallen]

C'mon, guys. If it was my daughter, I'd want her to show some initiative.

Why couldn't she be both?

Fight topless?

Stripping would be her day job. Fighting would be for the night life.

 

[93Devil]

C'mon, guys. If it was my daughter, I'd want her to show some initiative.

Why couldn't she be both?

Fight topless?

Stripping would be her day job. Fighting would be for the night life.

Like a superhero?

MaMmA Juggs?

 

[Ace]

C'mon, guys. If it was my daughter, I'd want her to show some initiative.

Why couldn't she be both?

Fight topless?

Stripping would be her day job. Fighting would be for the night life.

As her business manager, I'd have to point out that the tips are better at night. Maybe we could scheduled the fights in some of the classier topless joints and pad the poles.

 

[Steak Snabler]

C'mon, guys. If it was my daughter, I'd want her to show some initiative.

Why couldn't she be both?

Fight topless?

Ever hear of foxy boxing?

 

[Huggy]

C'mon, guys. If it was my daughter, I'd want her to show some initiative.

Why couldn't she be both?

Fight topless?

Ever hear of foxy boxing?

There ya go.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Well, for any of you dads who want to help your little girl get her start, you can pick up one of these. Practice makes perfect, so they say.

 

[Chef]

Stripper..I prefer sex to violence every day of the week

Outing alert: Spnited is Joe Simpson.

Sorry. Spinted didn't vaguely insinuate that he wanted to motorboat his daughter's breasts.....he just said he would rather have other men do it instead of having her punch another woman in the mouth

****......me and Joe have something in common......I want to motorboat his daughters' breasts too!!!!!!!!!!

 

[forever_town]

It's kind of hard to imagine being a dad when the closest I'll ever come to that is all the student writers I work with at my shop.

There wasn't a "neither" option, so I went for MMA fighter. I'd rather have a daughter beat the **** out of someone else than rub her ta tas in some pathetic looser's face.

 

[Ace]

I'd rather have a daughter beat the **** out of someone else than rub her ta tas in some pathetic looser's face.

Not everyone who goes to a topless bar is a pathetic looser. Some are drunken bachelor party guests. Stop painting with such a broad brush.

 

[imjustagirl]

There wasn't a "neither" option, so I went for MMA fighter. I'd rather have a daughter beat the **** out of someone else than rub her ta tas in some pathetic looser's face.

I AM NOT A PATHETIC LOOSER!

 

[forever_town]

There wasn't a "neither" option, so I went for MMA fighter. I'd rather have a daughter beat the **** out of someone else than rub her ta tas in some pathetic looser's face.

I AM NOT A PATHETIC LOOSER!

No, but you're a heterosexual female. I doubt very seriously said daughter would rub her ta tas in your face. Unless both you and she wanted to *ahem* test the waters.

And I know scrip clubs aren't populated by just pathetic loosers.

 

[imjustagirl]

One can be a straight woman and still enjoy strip clubs.

 

[Ace]

One can be a straight woman and still enjoy strip clubs.

Sure. The lads are all worked up. Easy pickins.

 

[forever_town]

I've actually been to one or two. Let's just say I didn't enjoy it either time.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

I can't believe no one has posted this gem from Chris Rock...

(NSFW)

 

[HejiraHenry]

I'll go for MMA, as the other option makes me feel all oogey.

 

[sportschick]

I'd much rather she be a stripper, least right this moment.

 

[old_tony]

How great is it that this thread generates the "Who Eploited Miley Cyrus?" ad?