Write your own caption, Manny being Manny edition

[suburbia]

From the Boston Globe, via the Boston Dirt Dogs website:

 

[Ashy Larry]

"Papi! Of course I read War and Peace!"

 

[Diego Marquez]

"I told Tito I was gonna be in left today."

 

[Overrated]

"Yes, I know how to Blog! and Twitter."

 

[bigpern23]

"...with pepperoni. Yeah, 4 Yawkey Way. If I don't answer right away, wait a half inning."

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Vanna, I'd like to buy an "O", please.

 

[Armchair_QB]

"...25 with pepperoni and 25 with sausage. Yeah, 880 River Avenue. Last name is spelled J-E-T-E-R."

 

[Oz]

"I'm not (urinating) in a cup this time, Papi. ... No, seriously. ... Look, no hands!"

 

[goalmouth]

"I knew tickets were hard to get for the Rays game, but this is ridiculous!"

 

[GB-Hack]

Ever since I whacked that attendent, they gave me my own clubhouse!

 

[BYH]

One guy, one cup

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

"Can you pick me up at the park? I can never get a damn cab in this town..."

 

[Hammer Pants]

I love that Manny takes two hot dogs and two beers with him to the batting cages after some games.

 

[BYH]

I love that Manny takes two hot dogs and two beers with him to the batting cages after some games.

That's a really crappy caption.

 

[jakewriter82]

Hi mom. Yeah, I got your card. I'm still waiting on the hooker, though. She said she'd meet me back here.

 

[RossLT]

"Verizon hired me as their new spokesman, ok, can you hear me now?"

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

Oh Hai! I iz in yer scorebord.

 

[Scouter]

"It's like I'm in my car, but it's not moving! I'm freaking out, man!"

 

[dooley_womack1]

Outfielder Manny Ramirez of the Boston Red Sox is talking on his cellphone from inside the scoreboard at Fenway Park in Boston in the United States.

 

[BYH]

Oh Hai! I iz in yer scorebord.

Or: O no! Iz the pitching chyange over allready?