Would you want Mike Tyson as your best man?

[Bill Brasky]

There's a story on the front page of today's Wall Street Journal about this guy who made $500 million betting that the housing market would crash and burn. They talk about how he bought a $35 million mansion and got married with Mike Tyson as his best man.
Mike Tyson! You got to figure that most women would have a problem with him, because of the rape and the spousal abuse. Plus, who wants to get a picture of a guy with a tattooed face dancing with Aunt Lilly at the reception.

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[mike311gd]

Why not? You know the guy can party like a big boy, and I've always felt he's gotten a couple dozen bum rap(s).

 

[bigpern23]

Besides, if the bride didn't put out, Mike would have ****ed the groom till he loved him.