Would-Be Thief Impaled In Rectum

[Double J]

I don't think the guys in prison will be overly excited by this guy once they discover how ringed out he is. It's another take on the "hot dog down a hallway" bit.

 

[imjustagirl]

Last year in Toronto, there was a dude running from the cops who climbed a (relatively young) tree to hide.  Well, he fell from the tree, and on his way down was ass-raped by the steel support holding up the tree.

My god, I hope this is a d_b and a second guy didn't do this. The story sounds familiar, but I'm not going to be the one to search "impaled rectum" on the site.

A thread started about a dude getting impaled rectally and someone says the story sounds familiar? I'm officially surprised by nothing.

THANK YOU!

I'll brave a search to prove I'm not insane ON THIS TOPIC.


EDIT: I KNEW IT! http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/54822/

Bad news: That means TWO people have done this. Jesus.

 

[Killick]

Kegel! Kegel!
KEGEL!!!!
... and a sequel to "The Thomas Crown Affair" is penned.

 

[mike311gd]

One in a million, Doc. One in a million.

How did i miss that?

I suck. Oh, that's how.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

That thief truly is an asshole.

 

[Ace]

One in a million, Doc. One in a million.

How did i miss that?

I suck. Oh, that's how.

Don't be so hard on yourself, mikey.

It spoils the fun for the rest of us.

 

[Trey Beamon]

"What crawled up his butt today?"

 

[Sea Bass]

One in a million, Doc. One in a million.

How did i miss that?

I suck. Oh, that's how.

Don't be so hard on yourself, mikey.

It spoils the fun for the rest of us.

Actually, isn't is "Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."?

 

[Sam Mills 51]

NAILED HIS A... ew.

 

[Moose A. Moose]

It's like Carlos Rogers said:

"Hey, like a lot of people said, one president gonna stick it up your butt, the other one's gonna stick it further in the butt, so it don't matter, man. Whatever happens, happens. That's something we can't control."

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2008/11/post-game_quotes_smooth_cigars.html

 

[Small Town Guy]

Editorhoo,
The blog post you thankfully gave us here to begin this thread was from late September.

What, exactly, were you searching on Technorati two months later that brought you there?

"Ass, poke, criminal"
"Rectum, pain"
"British, butt, thieves"

 

[editorhoo]

Editorhoo,
The blog post you thankfully gave us here to begin this thread was from late September.

What, exactly, were you searching on Technorati two months later that brought you there?

"Ass, poke, criminal"
"Rectum, pain"
"British, butt, thieves"

I was feeling a little frisky, so I Googled "Funky Butt Lovin'."

But seriously, I saw it posted on another sports board I visit, and I thought all the perverts on here would appreciate it, so I thought I'd share.

 

[The Big Ragu]

That thief truly is an asshole.

More of an asscanyon, I'd say.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Editorhoo,
The blog post you thankfully gave us here to begin this thread was from late September.

What, exactly, were you searching on Technorati two months later that brought you there?

"Ass, poke, criminal"
"Rectum, pain"
"British, butt, thieves"

I was feeling a little frisky, so I Googled "Funky Butt Lovin'."

But seriously, I saw it posted on another sports board I visit, and I thought all the perverts on here would appreciate it, so I thought I'd share.

Do you feel dirty posting on other sports boards?

 

[mike311gd]

One in a million, Doc. One in a million.

How did i miss that?

I suck. Oh, that's how.

Don't be so hard on yourself, mikey.

It spoils the fun for the rest of us.

Actually, isn't is "Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."?

Indeed.

Sorry, Ace. I'll make sure to give you the first shot next time.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

No joke about spiking this story?

C'mon, gang ... you're slipping.

 

[Killick]

Editorhoo,
The blog post you thankfully gave us here to begin this thread was from late September.

What, exactly, were you searching on Technorati two months later that brought you there?

"Ass, poke, criminal"
"Rectum, pain"
"British, butt, thieves"

I was feeling a little frisky, so I Googled "Funky Butt Lovin'."

But seriously, I saw it posted on another sports board I visit, and I thought all the perverts on here would appreciate it, so I thought I'd share.

Do you feel dirty posting on other sports boards?

****!

 

[editorhoo]

Editorhoo,
The blog post you thankfully gave us here to begin this thread was from late September.

What, exactly, were you searching on Technorati two months later that brought you there?

"Ass, poke, criminal"
"Rectum, pain"
"British, butt, thieves"

I was feeling a little frisky, so I Googled "Funky Butt Lovin'."

But seriously, I saw it posted on another sports board I visit, and I thought all the perverts on here would appreciate it, so I thought I'd share.

Do you feel dirty posting on other sports boards?

Of course, because I like it dirty.

 

[editorhoo]

Last year in Toronto, there was a dude running from the cops who climbed a (relatively young) tree to hide. Well, he fell from the tree, and on his way down was ass-raped by the steel support holding up the tree.

My god, I hope this is a d_b and a second guy didn't do this. The story sounds familiar, but I'm not going to be the one to search "impaled rectum" on the site.

A thread started about a dude getting impaled rectally and someone says the story sounds familiar? I'm officially surprised by nothing.

THANK YOU!

I'll brave a search to prove I'm not insane ON THIS TOPIC.


EDIT: I KNEW IT! http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/54822/

Bad news: That means TWO people have done this. Jesus.

Dear God. Charles Darwin is smiling, and he doesn't know why.

 

[westcoastvol]

Imagine being able to tell your grandkids that your Hershey Highway has six more lanes than that of Jenna Jameson's.