Would-Be Thief Impaled In Rectum

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My god, I hope this is a d_b and a second guy didn't do this. The story sounds familiar, but I'm not going to be the one to search "impaled rectum" on the site.
 
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imjustagirl said:
My god, I hope this is a d_b and a second guy didn't do this. The story sounds familiar, but I'm not going to be the one to search "impaled rectum" on the site.
A thread started about a dude getting impaled rectally and someone says the story sounds familiar? I'm officially surprised by nothing.
 
Well, I got to say it.

At least he'll be prepared for shower time in jail.
 
He better hope he gets sewn up good. Otherwise, the dudes in the pen are going to be excited because he'll be twice as fun as the other guys.
 
When I open up the story there's a message off to the right: Lively plugin required.

Required, and delivered.
 
Last year in Toronto, there was a dude running from the cops who climbed a (relatively young) tree to hide. Well, he fell from the tree, and on his way down was ass-raped by the steel support holding up the tree.

editorhoo said:
imjustagirl said:
My god, I hope this is a d_b and a second guy didn't do this. The story sounds familiar, but I'm not going to be the one to search "impaled rectum" on the site.
A thread started about a dude getting impaled rectally and someone says the story sounds familiar? I'm officially surprised by nothing.
 

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