Who is this woman? Kate Beckinsale?Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks.

[Bubbler]

Guy tweets about the things his 73-year-old father says:

http://twitter.com/****mydadsays

And I'm not apologizing if this is a d_b. Nope.

Absolutely priceless. I don't even care if this dude faked it and made them up, they're hilarious. Especially this two-fer ...

"Love this Mrs. Dash. The ***** can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"

"The dog is not bored, it's a ****ing dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a ****ing rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

The only thing that would make this perfect is if it were Spnited's Twitter feed.

 

[imjustagirl]

"Fantasy team? What does that mean, fantasy team? You fantasize about these guys? My fantasy team is Sophia Loren and Salma Hayek. Now THAT'S a ****ing fantasy team."

 

[YGBFKM]

"Fantasy team? What does that mean, fantasy team? You fantasize about these guys? My fantasy team is Sophia Loren and Salma Hayek. Now THAT'S a ****ing fantasy team."

That's awesome.

 

[Football_Bat]

My pops, who'll be 67 in December, would say Kate Beckinsale can suck as much as she wants.

And you know, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

[jlee]

(watching the Little League World Series) "These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."

I almost fell off the couch there.

 

[Double J]

The Wall Street Journal is all over this, and Hollywood's not too far behind:

Until last week, Justin Halpern’s 73-year-old father didn’t know that he was a Twitter sensation.

His dad’s quips have resulted in more than 231,000 followers under the account name @s—mydadsays. But after it attracted wide attention in recent weeks as followers retweeted postings, and blogs and mainstream media covered it, Mr. Halpern finally broke the news.

But his dad didn’t really get it. “He asked if I had to start up the Internet to get on Twitter, and then I felt better because I knew he wouldn’t understand the grand scope of what was going on,” said Mr. Halpern in an interview.

Shortly after the revelation, his dad, who doesn’t have Internet on his personal computer by choice, changed the subject. Mr. Halpern asked his father if he wanted to see the site. He responded with an adamant “no,” so Mr. Halpern read him some posts to check for accuracy, to which his dad responded, “Yeah, I said that.”

http://blogs.wSportsJournalists.com/digits/2009/09/03/dads-rants-become-a-twitter-hit/

As for Hollywood......

Since his account has blown up in the media he’s been approached by book agents, publishers and producers. In Los Angeles he tried to make it as a screenwriter but didn’t find much success. “It’s ironic to think that I busted my ass trying to get my own writing out there, and what has been successful for me is something I didn’t even write,” he said.

 

[expendable]

"'I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing ****ing makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' ****ing umbrella in it'"


Hope now he's aware, it doesn't lose its luster, but I'm afraid the bloom is now off the rose.