Who is this woman? Kate Beckinsale?Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks.

[Corky Ramirez up on 94th St.]

Guy tweets about the things his 73-year-old father says:

http://twitter.com/****mydadsays

And I'm not apologizing if this is a d_b. Nope.

 

[poindexter]

Fantastic.

First worthwhile twitter ever.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Hahahahaha.

Awesome.

 

[KevinmH9]

****ing awesome.

One of my favorites:

"You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bull****."

 

[Double J]

That is just terrific stuff......I laughed out loud at most of those.

"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for ****. Just sat there. Big let down."

 

[imjustagirl]

A friend sent me this a few days ago. It became my favorite twitter feed EVER.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Jesus Christ, and something else vaults to the top of my Why Didn't I Think of That list.

 

[Corky Ramirez up on 94th St.]

I loved this one:

"My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday...You want to watch what? What the **** is mad men? I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up."

 

[buckweaver]

I loved this one:

"My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday...You want to watch what? What the **** is mad men? I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up."

That was my favorite. Reminded me of my grandfather.

 

[YGBFKM]

I was just telling a co-worker these quotes remind me of my dad, who's 78.

 

[JackReacher]

I definitely added this dude to my follow list.

Damn funny.

 

[JR]

I can totally relate to that guy.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

My step-dad, who's just in his mid-50s, is the same way as this guy.

It's funny listening to my sisters, a freshman and junior in high school, trying to explain to him who certain people/TV shows/whatever are.

 

[expendable]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Great stuff.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

My favorite part?

Only guy he's following? LeVar Burton. ****ing classic.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Father Kelly is pretty funny too

http://twitter.com/FatherKelly

You may have to be Catholic to get some of the humor

 

[zeke12]

Father Kelly is pretty funny too

http://twitter.com/FatherKelly

You may have to be Catholic to get some of the humor

I've got this one. And the other one. Both hilarious.

 

[Corky Ramirez up on 94th St.]

Father Kelly is pretty funny too

http://twitter.com/FatherKelly

You may have to be Catholic to get some of the humor

bahahaha this was hilarious!! I loved this one:

Just got a call requesting that I bless a parakeet. I'm not making this up. I told them a 5th of scotch was usual payment. They bought it.

 

[Trey Beamon]

He's like the crazy uncle I never had.

 

[canucklehead]

thanks for making me laugh