Whitney was right ...

[Songbird]

... crack is whack.

So we moved into a new office and a handyman from the main office is up here assembling a desk. He never wears underwear. He's right next to me bending over and his Ackroydian ass crack is showing.

So what's the absurd sight in your office right now?

 

[Armchair_QB]

Toss a couple M&Ms in there and see what happens.

 

[Freelance Hack]

So what's the absurd sight in your office right now?

There's a big guy sitting in the corner chowing down on a grilled chicken cordon bleu sandwich from Arby's replying to this thread.