When They Say to Grow Roots in a Place...

[Mayfly]

They don't mean this...

This man has a very rare case of leprosy. I will warn you. If you are squeamish, you may not want to watch the video. Without further adieu...

http://www.break.com/index/horrible-disease-turns-man-into-tree.html

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

OMFG, kill me now if that were me.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Wow.

 

[User 1019]

How does that guy wipe his ass?

 

[Football_Bat]

If you could be a twee, what kind of twee would you be?

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

If he had buck teeth you could say his bark is worse than his overbite.

 

[Mayfly]

If he gets excited, does he sprout wood?