When Rubber Meets Road

[Songbird]

Or the tale of a woman who masturbates on the highway.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/05/woman_arrested_for_masturbatin.php

 

[Spartan Squad]

C'mon, lady, they've got public boxes for that kind of stuff now

 

[PCLoadLetter]

For the record: not as ugly as I anticipated.

 

[Bob Cook]

I blame meth.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Florida.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Or the tale of a woman who masturbates on the highway.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/05/woman_arrested_for_masturbatin.php

Ohhh Florida, where the comments section about a woman publicly flicking her bean turning into a Klan rally.

 

[JR]

Hondo's girlfriend?

 

[Riptide]

I like this part: "Some drivers even made illegal U-turns on the highway just so they could catch another glimpse." ... I mean, get a life. Or some decent porn.

Old story though, from May. Wasn't it posted here back then?

 

[BDC99]

For the record: not as ugly as I anticipated.

She's all yours PC. Not even a 6.

 

[SpeedTchr]

Stain would

 

[PCLoadLetter]

For the record: not as ugly as I anticipated.

She's all yours PC. Not even a 6.

Let me clarify: I thought she was going to be really, really, REALLY ugly.

 

[Tom Petty]

she is.

 

[Riptide]

I can't concentrate on the mug shot when a teenage girl is pleasuring her nose with a finger in a video right next to the mug shot. And now I can't sleep, either.

 

[Spartan Squad]

I can't concentrate on the mug shot when a teenage girl is pleasuring her nose with a finger in a video right next to the mug shot. And now I can't sleep, either.

Is that some new symbol that she can deep nostril?

 

[Riptide]

I can't concentrate on the mug shot when a teenage girl is pleasuring her nose with a finger in a video right next to the mug shot. And now I can't sleep, either.

Is that some new symbol that she can deep nostril?

I hope she never does that to me if I'm drunk and passed out at Krystal's.

 

[Bubbler]

For the record: not as ugly as I anticipated.

From the neck up. I have a sneaking suspicion there's some serious damage below that point.

 

[dooley_womack1]

For the record: not as ugly as I anticipated.

From the neck up. I have a sneaking suspicion there's some serious damage below that point.

Not pretty, but not Denny Neagle material.

 

[Tom Petty]

For the record: not as ugly as I anticipated.

From the neck up. I have a sneaking suspicion there's some serious damage below that point.

Not pretty, but not Denny Neagle material.

i wouldn't hit that with fartboy's ****.

 

[Football_Bat]

A hairbrush and a fifth of Botox, and she'd clean up pretty nice.

 

[Chef2]

Florida.

Without looking at the link, I was going to say Missouri.