When IMing goes horribly wrong.

[PhilaYank36]

OK, boys & girls: here's a perfect instance of me demonstrating my proud Polish heritage.

I was going to IM one of my good buddies tonight and break his balls about losing this week in fantasy. I click on the name and write "Hey sugar tits, what's up?" then press send and go on to something else. A few minutes later, the IM window flashes, but it's the name of the person above him, who happens to be a girl that I've known for six years, have a crush on, and also happens to be VERY "well-endowed." Apparently, I sent that snide lil' IM to her. As I feel every drop of blood rush to my face, I write a couple apologizes to her & tried to call, but she didn't pick up. If we're just friends & known each other for this long, am I making a mountain out of a mole hill or what?

Now that I've shared another moment of my idiocy, anyone else have any similar tales of online embarrassment?

 

[dooley_womack1]

She didn't mind it when I called her that. Hmmm

 

[John]

Maybe she's on her way to your place.

 

[Diabeetus]

Yeah...

I was dicking around on one of my friend's im lists and send his mom a bunch of very graphic bestiality porn images. Whoops. :-[

 

[joe]

Note to self: Don't post drunk.

 

[markvid]

She'll get over it.
Anyone with half a brain would realize you made a mistake, nothing malicious.

 

[zeke12]

See if she wants to go on a boat ride with you and your friends who iron their wifebeaters.

 

[pallister]

There's only one person on my IM list, so such a thing would be impossible for me.

 

[Write-brained]

She's never going to talk to you again ...


Well, that may not be true but I just wanted to be different from everyone else.

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

She'll get over it.
Anyone with half a brain would realize you made a mistake, nothing malicious.

Oh, I'm sure she sees it as a mistake. Time will tell whether she realizes it was sent to the wrong person.

 

[markvid]

She'll get over it.
Anyone with half a brain would realize you made a mistake, nothing malicious.

Oh, I'm sure she sees it as a mistake. Time will tell whether she realizes it was sent to the wrong person.

That's what I meant, but as usual, didn't say...

 

[slappy4428]

Ask her if she wants to be in a demonstrably hot video...

 

[PhilaYank36]

I kinda thought that I was making this out to be too much, but then again, I'm a Catholic, so my strongest sense is guilt.

Ask her if she wants to be in a demonstrably hot video...

And that will make her cut me off completely.

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

If you're willing to provide her AIM address, I'm sure some of the guys here would be happy to message her on your behalf and straighten out this whole mess ...

 

[markvid]

If you're willing to provide her AIM address, I'm sure some of the guys here would be happy to message her on your behalf and straighten out this whole mess ...

Ok, now that is comedy gold.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Sure, it's IheartJDV

 

[TyWebb]

Phila, just stick with it, keep calling her Sugar Tits and maybe it'll become a sweet little petname with a funny story you'll tell your kids (JDVette and JDV Jr.) about.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Trust me, the world does NOT need a gaggle of mini-PhilaYanks running around. Black holes would randomly open up throughout the country.

 

[TyWebb]

Trust me, the world does NOT need a gaggle of mini-PhilaYanks running around. Black holes would randomly open up throughout the country.

Are you saying you are the Silver Surfer, because if you are, you can call that girl whatever the hell you want.

 

[EE94]

Its not IM, but I remember a story of an assistant SE who had the intent of discussing the dismissal of an employee.
He wrote the reasons why the guy should be fired and when he went to send the e-mail, because he had the guy's name in his head, inadvertently typed in that guy's address.
He said he has never experienced a more sickening feeling than the one he had moments after hitting the send button and realizing what he had done.
I even think the guy was in the office at the time. Can't remember what fireworks ensued