When a vendor hands you lemonade...

[Overrated]

...make sure there's no alcohol in it before you give it to your 7-year-old son. Ouch.

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080428/COL04/804280375/&imw=Y


Edited to reflect AQB is smarter than I.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Re: When a vender hands you lemonade...

And make sure vendor is spelled correctly

 

[Overrated]

Re: When a vender hands you lemonade...

And make sure vendor is spelled correctly

God damnit. Though, I'll take any reply right now. I was starting to worry it might fall off the front page with no replies.

You saved the day, AQB...sorta.

 

[Football_Bat]

... make lemons? :-\

 

[Ace]

I feel sorry for the dad. I think the should jail the marketers of these piece of crap drinks that are not properly labeled as alcoholic. I could easily see this happening or a kid grabbing one from the fridge.

 

[old_tony]

I think the part of the story that's hardest to believe is that a tenured professor of archaeology was attending a baseball game. That seems a little low-brow for him.

 

[Ace]

I think the part of the story that's hardest to believe is that a tenured professor of archaeology was attending a baseball game. That seems a little low-brow for him.

Maybe he's letting his hair down since he got tenure.

 

[Overrated]

I think the part of the story that's hardest to believe is that a tenured professor of archaeology was attending a baseball game. That seems a little low-brow for him.

He didn't want to, but his damn alcoholic kid was sick of fighting Nazis, eating monkey brains and trying to find the Holy Grail.

 

[JR]

I think the part of the story that's hardest to believe is that a tenured professor of archaeology was attending a baseball game. That seems a little low-brow for him.

Where have you been?

The President of Yale used to be the commissioner of baseball.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

It's all about smart people being, you know, "elitist" and not caring about what good salt-o-the-earth types do for fun and blah-dippity-blah.
And Perennially? Great post.

 

[Batman]

I think the part of the story that's hardest to believe is that a tenured professor of archaeology was attending a baseball game. That seems a little low-brow for him.

He didn't want to, but his damn alcoholic kid was sick of fighting Nazis, eating monkey brains and trying to find the Holy Grail.

Type that again. In Greek.

 

[cranberry]

I think the part of the story that's hardest to believe is that a tenured professor of archaeology was attending a baseball game. That seems a little low-brow for him.

Maybe he's letting his hair down since he got tenure.

Tenure makes people lazy and unmotivated. In fact, I've read it's the downfall of the entire NYC school system.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

And we're off!

 

[JR]

I was going to also mention that according to sj economists, labour unions were singledhandedly responsible for the downfall of the automobile and newspaper industries.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

...and your stupid health-care plan, too.

 

[imjustagirl]

I was going to also mention that according to sj economists, labour unions were singledhandedly responsible for the downfall of the automobile and newspaper industries.

Think of how much time could be saved if Canadians would stop taking the time to type that extra u?

 

[JR]

I was going to also mention that according to sj economists, labour unions were singledhandedly responsible for the downfall of the automobile and newspaper industries.

Think of how much time could be saved if Canadians would stop taking the time to type that extra u?

But then we'd be guilty of incorrect spelling.

Like the pronounciation of "decal".

Right way.

Wrong way.

Our way.

Your way.

 

[imjustagirl]

Like the pronounciation of "decal".

;D

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Don't get him started on o-ffense.

 

[JR]

Don't get him started on o-ffense.

Not to mention "schedule"