When a vendor hands you lemonade...

[Fenian_Bastard]

Sorry.
Missed that one.
As you know, I am suffering from an acute case of Netminder Anxiety.

 

[alleyallen]

I was going to also mention that according to sj economists, labour unions were singledhandedly responsible for the downfall of the automobile and newspaper industries.

Think of how much time could be saved if Canadians would stop taking the time to type that extra u?

But then we'd be guilty of incorrect spelling.

Like the pronounciation of "decal".

Right way.

Wrong way.

Our way.

Your way. :)

So what's the right way to pronounce it?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

"Sticker"

 

[Football_Bat]

Don't get him started on o

That's all you need right there.

 

[Chi City 81]

"Sticker"

Awesome.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Don't get him started on o

That's all you need right there.

 

[Football_Bat]

It's all about the O.

 

[mustangj17]

Similar story out of Boston about 15 years ago. Rogers Clemens gave something hard to a 15-year old.

 

[User 1019]

Boooooooo!



Seriously, I think this is an honest mistake. Although the teacher is pretty much a ****ing dumbass for not knowing the product. And, what did the other folks in section 114 think when they saw a 7-year old hammering a Hard Lemonade? They get a little blame here, too.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

I think the part of the story that's hardest to believe is that a tenured professor of archaeology was attending a baseball game. That seems a little low-brow for him.

Where have you been?

The President of Yale used to be the commissioner of baseball.

Never heard of this guy either:

 

[User 1019]

We certainly got lemons out of this guy from Yale

 

[writing irish]

Man, where was that security guard when some guy in the bleachers at Fenway passed me a joint with a ****ing seed in it back in 1987? Damn thing popped right when I was pulling on it and distracted me so much that I missed seeing Todd Benzinger hit a double. More vice cops in the stands, I say.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

You saw Todd Benzinger hit a double?
Damn. Sure you weren't stoned?
(In the Sox media guide one year, TB listed as the "Historical Event You'd Most Like To Have Seen" the Monterey Pop Festival, a great answer surpassed only by Oil Can Boyd's desire to see "the parting of the Red Sea.")

 

[qtlaw]

Given the guy's academic credentials, his story is plausible and its ridiculous to subject him to this course of actions.

People need to have some discretion and exercise it wisely. Its all about passing the buck right now. Meanwhile a father is roasted. Ridiculous.

 

[imjustagirl]

Given the guy's academic credentials, his story is plausible and its ridiculous to subject him to this course of actions.

People need to have some discretion and exercise it wisely. Its all about passing the buck right now. Meanwhile a father is roasted. Ridiculous.

Yeah, but the kid got toasted.

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

Actually, IJAG, he wasn't.

From the story: "But an ER resident who drew Leo's blood less than 90 minutes after he and his father were escorted from their seats detected no trace of alcohol."


What's sad is this: that the security guard's supervisor insisted on calling child services, even though the guard thought it was an accident.

And when child services got there, they thought it was an accident AND thought it was stupid that they were called.

That supervisor probably helped bogged down an overtaxed child services department with this, when they could have actually been out on real, more dangerous cases.

 

[imjustagirl]

It was a joke off the fact he said the father got roasted. I read the story.

Never mind.

 

[Ace]

Actually, IJAG, he wasn't.

From the story: "But an ER resident who drew Leo's blood less than 90 minutes after he and his father were escorted from their seats detected no trace of alcohol."


What's sad is this: that the security guard's supervisor insisted on calling child services, even though the guard thought it was an accident.

And when child services got there, they thought it was an accident AND thought it was stupid that they were called.

That supervisor probably helped bogged down an overtaxed child services department with this, when they could have actually been out on real, more dangerous cases.

Government is where common sense goes to die.

 

[mustangj17]

Actually, IJAG, he wasn't.
From the story: "But an ER resident who drew Leo's blood less than 90 minutes after he and his father were escorted from their seats detected no trace of alcohol."


What's sad is this: that the security guard's supervisor insisted on calling child services, even though the guard thought it was an accident.

And when child services got there, they thought it was an accident AND thought it was stupid that they were called.

That supervisor probably helped bogged down an overtaxed child services department with this, when they could have actually been out on real, more dangerous cases.

I hope everyone got the moral of the story.

Even a seven-year-old can't get drunk off Mike's Hard Lemonade.