When '69' goes horribly wrong

[Steak Snabler]

Police in Florida arrested an "extremely intoxicated" woman after she allegedly beat her boyfriend over bad oral sex.

The Smoking Gun reports that Jennie Scott, 50, assaulted her 32-year-old boyfriend, Jilberto Deleon at his home Dec. 27 following a joint-oral sex encounter that ended prematurely.

Scott told police that she became angry after Deleon "finished first and stopped pleasuring her."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/29/jennie-scott-florida-arrested-oral-sex_n_2381876.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

 

[dooley_womack1]

You don't wanna call 867-5309 for this Jennie.'

 

[HanSenSE]

You don't wanna call 867-5309 for this Jennie.'

 

[The Big Ragu]

More 6 than 9 there.

 

[Boom_70]

You don't wanna call 867-5309 for this Jennie.'

Based on this photo you have to think that Jilberto had a better view from where he was

 

[ColdCat]

thread title is misleading. It was a 68- she does him and he owes her one

 

[Buck]

I am very bad at all intimate and sexual activities.

But I've never beaten for it.

 

[Songbird]

You don't wanna call 867-5309 for this Jennie.'

Based on this photo you have to think that Jilberto had a better view from where he was

Very funny.

 

[Vombatus]

My god, did you read the story that was linked in that report, about the WVa malodorous woman who pulled a knife?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

 

[Steak Snabler]

My god, did you read the story that was linked in that report, about the WVa malodorous woman who pulled a knife?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

The question is, if she was naked from the waist down, where was she hiding the knife?

(Or maybe I just answered my own question).

 

[Tom Petty]

My god, did you read the story that was linked in that report, about the WVa malodorous woman who pulled a knife?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

The question is, if she was naked from the waist down, where was she hiding the knife?

(Or maybe I just answered my own question).

in her ass?

 

[RickStain]

I would not.

 

[Buck]

My god, did you read the story that was linked in that report, about the WVa malodorous woman who pulled a knife?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

That's awesome.

 

[TigerVols]

Louis CK feels the

Police in Florida arrested an "extremely intoxicated" woman after she allegedly beat her boyfriend over bad oral sex.

The Smoking Gun reports that Jennie Scott, 50, assaulted her 32-year-old boyfriend, Jilberto Deleon at his home Dec. 27 following a joint-oral sex encounter that ended prematurely.

Scott told police that she became angry after Deleon "finished first and stopped pleasuring her."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/29/jennie-scott-florida-arrested-oral-sex_n_2381876.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

Louis CK feels the dude's pain.

 

[Captain Obvious]

I would not.

New Year's Resolution?

 

[Tom Petty]

I would not.

in her ass or 69?

 

[RickStain]

I would not.

New Year's Resolution?

Nope. Just finally reached a limit.

 

[The Big Ragu]

I would not.

New Year's Resolution?

Nope. Just finally reached a limit.

Was it before or after her G Spot?

 

[RickStain]

I don't know what that is and don't think it exists.

 

[The Big Ragu]

If you don't know what it is, why don't you think it exists?

Maybe we should arrange an expedition to find out of it exists?