Well i never

[dixiehack]

Sort of a takeoff on the firsts thread. What have you never done, good, bad or ugly.

Never been out of the country.
Never been to NYC.
Never went to prom.
Never eaten at Hooters.
Never been hunting or shot a gun.

 

[imjustagirl]

This is a much better game when there's alcohol involved and it becomes nasty. :D

 

[dixiehack]

Earliest I can do that is Thursday.

Meanwhile, never went ATM.

 

[Football_Bat]

Sort of a takeoff on the firsts thread. What have you never done, good, bad or ugly.

Never been out of the country.
Never been to NYC.
Never went to prom.
Never eaten at Hooters.
Never been hunting or shot a gun.

0-for-5 here, brother. EDIT: Meaning I'm 5-for-5 in the affirmative.

 

[Cosmo]

This is a much better game when there's alcohol involved and it becomes nasty. :D

Several years ago, I was dating this girl. We were hanging out at a bar with her friends and started playing Never Have I Ever. One of her friends' ex-boyfriends came by, interrupted, and said, "never have I ever sucked Jeff's ****." The friend gave him the total stink eye but dutifully drank. I couldn't help but laugh.

 

[EStreetJoe]

Never used a tobacco product
Never tried illegal/recreational drugs
Never attended an NFL or NHL game
Never left the North American continent
Never had a celebrity spend time in my kitchen
Never went to the prom
Never went ATM
Never paid more than face value (plus TM fees) for a concert ticket

 

[The Big Ragu]

Never held a gun.
Never used a tobacco product.
Not a never, but didn't own a bed between the ages of 21 and 29 or 30. I slept on the floor.
Never been to a professional soccer game (although I'd like to).
Never gambled on anything except sports in a Las Vegas casino.
Never have ridden a motorcycle.
Not a never, but haven't eaten any meat, poultry or fish in 18 years.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

I'm just going to go ahead and assume that the folks who didn't say they never did ATM - have done ATM.

I never did ATM.

Too late to correct first impressions. Looking at you Ragu and Cosmo.

 

[da man]

I've never replied to a "Well, I never" thread.








Oh, crap.

 

[cranberry]

Never participated in "the wave"
Never had a threesome
Never went skydiving
Never did ATM

That's about it.

 

[Ace]

Never been to Canada or Mexico
Never read Moby ****
Never been in a foursome (except for golf)
Never huffed whipped cream or whatever
Never been charged with a felony

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Was it when you did the threesome that ATM also came off the list?

 

[The Big Ragu]

Yup, Chris. You can also surmise that I have ****ed a donkey and molested a collie, because I didn't include those on my list.

What is it about your multiple obsessive posts about ATM, and your making a point of a denial.

One might see it the other way. Doth you protest too much?

 

[Ace]

I am a too-frequent visitor to the ATM, and my checking account is the worse for it.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Yup, Chris. You can also surmise that I have ****ed a donkey and molested a collie, because I didn't include those on my list.

What is it about your multiple obsessive posts about ATM, and your making a point of a denial.

One might see it the other way. Doth you protest too much?

Well - at least I'm not a donkey ****er!

 

[Ace]

Yup, Chris. You can also surmise that I have ****ed a donkey and molested a collie, because I didn't include those on my list.

What is it about your multiple obsessive posts about ATM, and your making a point of a denial.

One might see it the other way. Doth you protest too much?

Well - at least I'm not a donkey ****er!

Calling it a mule is cheating.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Yup, Chris. You can also surmise that I have ****ed a donkey and molested a collie, because I didn't include those on my list.

What is it about your multiple obsessive posts about ATM, and your making a point of a denial.

One might see it the other way. Doth you protest too much?

Well - at least I'm not a donkey ****er!

Don't knock it till you try it.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

I feel bad for the people from Tijuana.

"Hey - where are you from?"
"Tijuana."
"Love your donkey shows."

Might as well be from Detroit

 

[micropolitan guy]

Never rode a horse.
Never shot a gun.
Never been to Arkansas, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Kansas or Louisiana.
Never read a "Harry Potter" book.
Never been arrested.
Never watched "American Idol" or any of those other spinoff shows.

 

[User 11148]

I feel bad for the people from Tijuana.

"Hey - where are you from?"
"Tijuana."
"Love your donkey shows."

Might as well be from Detroit

Been to Tijuana a couple of times and have never seen the donkey show. Methinks it's an urban myth ...