Wasting precious time of my life

[cougargirl]

I can't believe I'm watching "The Hills" on MTV. Utter vapidness, armed with $600 handbags.

 

[Flash]

Reach for the remote control. Now.

 

[cougargirl]

Reach for the remote control. Now.

But there's no hockey on. Besides, a small part of me wants to see if Heidi falls on her face as a fashion school dropout.  : "I didn't know this was a full-time job ... it sucks stuffing envelopes."

 

[JBHawkEye]

Stop it! Don't do it!

 

[BYH]

Reach for the remote control. Now.

But there's no hockey on. Besides, a small part of me wants to see if Heidi falls on her face as a fashion school dropout.  : "I didn't know this was a full-time job ... it sucks stuffing envelopes."

Cougar, there must be a test pattern on channel 797 that is more stimulating than that.

And when all else fails the Sox are on ESPN! Just put it on mute to avoid Morgan and Miller.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Reach for the remote control. Now.

But there's no hockey on. Besides, a small part of me wants to see if Heidi falls on her face as a fashion school dropout.  : "I didn't know this was a full-time job ... it sucks stuffing envelopes."

Haha...just saw watched a couple minutes of this crap. That Heidi girl, while smokin', fits the "dumb blonde" stereotype to a tee.

 

[Flash]

Reach for the remote control. Now.

But there's no hockey on. Besides, a small part of me wants to see if Heidi falls on her face as a fashion school dropout.  : "I didn't know this was a full-time job ... it sucks stuffing envelopes."

What about the Red Sox game with Schill on the hill?

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Here's to you, Elvis ...

 

[Varla]

I thought this was going to be about reading the Cobain thread.

 

[joe]

The never-tedious NBA introductions are on ...

 

[hockeybeat]

I thought this was going to be about reading the Cobain thread.

That's what I thought this thread was about.

 

[21]

Look on the bright side, you could be watching Gastineau Girls with $1200 handbags.

 

[cougargirl]

Reach for the remote control. Now.

But there's no hockey on. Besides, a small part of me wants to see if Heidi falls on her face as a fashion school dropout.  : "I didn't know this was a full-time job ... it sucks stuffing envelopes."

What about the Red Sox game with Schill on the hill?

Even better. Billy Madison is on, too!

 

[hockeybeat]

Look on the bright side, you could be watching Gastineau Girls with $1200 handbags.

The only way anyone could get me to watch an episode of Gastineau Girls is if there's a guarantee that in every show, every member of the 1985 Jets beats the **** out of Mark Gastineau for his late hit on Bernie Kosar in the second round playoff game. Steroid-addled asshat that he was. [/bitter Jets fan]

 

[Flash]

What is Gastineau Girls?

 

[cougargirl]

What is Gastineau Girls?

Exactly what 21 said. Older, but with more expensive handbags and more plastic surgery.

 

[The Big Ragu]

What is Gastineau Girls?

That show needs to be sacked.

(I'll be here all week. Try the veal, it's great.)

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

What is Gastineau Girls?

Ah, Canadians ... they apparently aren't afflicted with E! "Entertainment" Television.

It's a "reality" show starring Mark Gastineau's formerly-hot ex-wife and his smokin' hot daughter acting like the rich, spoiled PITAs they are.

 

[Flash]

That sounds like a solid waste of time. Of course, I don't know what the original show this thread spawned is about either. I'll just go watch some reruns of Degrassi or something.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Reach for the remote control. Now.

But there's no hockey on. Besides, a small part of me wants to see if Heidi falls on her face as a fashion school dropout.  : "I didn't know this was a full-time job ... it sucks stuffing envelopes."

What about the Red Sox game with Schill on the hill?

Even better. Billy Madison is on, too!

O' DOYLE RULES!