Two_bags_full makes the news, or a hilarious caption contest

[User 1019]

OK, probably not so hilarious for you guys, but it is for me.

I was doing some Internet rambling today and ran across a picture of my little brother doing what he does best, making an idiot out of himself. He's in Iraq and doing fine, apparently, with the exception of his return skills. :D

http://www.mudvillegazette.com/033364.html

I'm sure we can come up with a better caption than this.

I'll send him the winner and let him know we're all making fun of him.

Edit: I just linked to the original page. Hopefully, that'll work. I'm sure this is much funnier to me than it will be for any of you guys, but I had to share it. I wouldn't be a very good big brother, if I didn't.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Is there an accompanying photo?

 

[User 1019]

The photo isn't working for you? It's working for me.

Hmm. Lemme work a minute.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Yeah, I can't see it, either, tbf.

 

[Boom_70]

Is there an accompanying photo?

Thought the same- what's that acronym TWNOP?

 

[Flying Headbutt]

OK, probably not so hilarious for you guys, but it is for me.

I was doing some Internet rambling today and ran across a picture of my little brother doing what he does best, making an idiot out of himself. He's in Iraq and doing fine, apparently, with the exception of his return skills. :D

Spc. Ryne Burns of the 217th Military Police Company, Camp Liberty, Iraq returns a serve to Spc. Hugh Turner of the 217th Military Police Company during Sexual Assault/Awareness Training, Feb. 11.

I'm sure we can come up with a better caption than this.

I'll send him the winner and let him know we're all making fun of him.

When a photo doesn't work, Firefox won't show a red box, it just won't show it. I tried to load it up in IE and it wouldn't work either.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Is there an accompanying photo?

Thought the same- what's that acronym TWNOP?

I'll give you five dollars if you come up with a definition for that acronym.

 

[Boom_70]

Is there an accompanying photo?

Thought the same- what's that acronym TWNOP?

I'll give you five dollars if you come up with a definition for that acronym.

"**** Hugh"

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Spc. Ryne Burns neither asks nor tells while showing his ball handling during Sexual Assault/Awareness Training, Feb. 11.

 

[Boom_70]

"Spc. Ryne Burns Demonstrates His Three in the Pink One in the Stink Return"

 

[User 1019]

Nice one. Me like.

 

[21]

"Spc Ryne Burns demonstrates the difficulty of playing sports while balancing his ass on another soldier's head."

(Had something much nastier but decided to show respect for our troops!)

 

[slappy4428]

I don't care if it is Sexual Awareness training. You hit the ball like a little girl.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Reminds me of what Jimmy Dykes said in the opening minutes of Thursday's South Carolina-Alabama SEC tournament game:

"Devan Downey's only 5-foot-9, so his hands are always at ball level."

 

[User 1019]

I don't care if it is Sexual Awareness training. You hit the ball like a little girl.

Clubhouse leader.

 

[slappy4428]

I don't care if it is Sexual Awareness training. You hit the ball like a little girl.

Clubhouse leader.

The other option was "Is this always how you play with balls?" "It is my belief that you can no longer ask me those questions..."

 

[Armchair_QB]

So they're remaking Top Gun?

 

[User 1019]

So they're remaking Top Gun?

Pretty much. They had a bunch of off time during the elections, too.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

"Sgt. Burns shows that he's sexually aware by pounding that ball."

 

[mustangj17]

Balls up is the headline for an article about Sexual Awareness week? I love that.