Two_bags_full makes the news, or a hilarious caption contest

[User 1019]

OK, probably not so hilarious for you guys, but it is for me.

I was doing some Internet rambling today and ran across a picture of my little brother doing what he does best, making an idiot out of himself. He's in Iraq and doing fine, apparently, with the exception of his return skills.

http://www.mudvillegazette.com/033364.html

I'm sure we can come up with a better caption than this.

I'll send him the winner and let him know we're all making fun of him.

Edit: I just linked to the original page. Hopefully, that'll work. I'm sure this is much funnier to me than it will be for any of you guys, but I had to share it. I wouldn't be a very good big brother, if I didn't.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Is there an accompanying photo?

 

[User 1019]

The photo isn't working for you? It's working for me.

Hmm. Lemme work a minute.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Yeah, I can't see it, either, tbf.

 

[Boom_70]

Is there an accompanying photo?

Thought the same- what's that acronym TWNOP?

 

[Flying Headbutt]

OK, probably not so hilarious for you guys, but it is for me.

I was doing some Internet rambling today and ran across a picture of my little brother doing what he does best, making an idiot out of himself. He's in Iraq and doing fine, apparently, with the exception of his return skills.

Spc. Ryne Burns of the 217th Military Police Company, Camp Liberty, Iraq returns a serve to Spc. Hugh Turner of the 217th Military Police Company during Sexual Assault/Awareness Training, Feb. 11.

I'm sure we can come up with a better caption than this.

I'll send him the winner and let him know we're all making fun of him.

When a photo doesn't work, Firefox won't show a red box, it just won't show it. I tried to load it up in IE and it wouldn't work either.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Is there an accompanying photo?

Thought the same- what's that acronym TWNOP?

I'll give you five dollars if you come up with a definition for that acronym.

 

[Boom_70]

Is there an accompanying photo?

Thought the same- what's that acronym TWNOP?

I'll give you five dollars if you come up with a definition for that acronym.

"**** Hugh"

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Spc. Ryne Burns neither asks nor tells while showing his ball handling during Sexual Assault/Awareness Training, Feb. 11.

 

[Boom_70]

"Spc. Ryne Burns Demonstrates His Three in the Pink One in the Stink Return"

 

[User 1019]

Nice one. Me like.

 

[21]

"Spc Ryne Burns demonstrates the difficulty of playing sports while balancing his ass on another soldier's head."

(Had something much nastier but decided to show respect for our troops!)

 

[slappy4428]

I don't care if it is Sexual Awareness training. You hit the ball like a little girl.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Reminds me of what Jimmy Dykes said in the opening minutes of Thursday's South Carolina-Alabama SEC tournament game:

"Devan Downey's only 5-foot-9, so his hands are always at ball level."

 

[User 1019]

I don't care if it is Sexual Awareness training. You hit the ball like a little girl.

Clubhouse leader.

 

[slappy4428]

I don't care if it is Sexual Awareness training. You hit the ball like a little girl.

Clubhouse leader.

The other option was "Is this always how you play with balls?" "It is my belief that you can no longer ask me those questions..."

 

[Armchair_QB]

So they're remaking Top Gun?

 

[User 1019]

So they're remaking Top Gun?

Pretty much. They had a bunch of off time during the elections, too.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

"Sgt. Burns shows that he's sexually aware by pounding that ball."

 

[mustangj17]

Balls up is the headline for an article about Sexual Awareness week? I love that.