Toys for Tots rejects toys

[Pastor]

MSNBC.com
Jesus dolls rejected from Toys for Tots program
Bible-quoting toymaker surprised its offer of 4,000 dolls was turned down

LOS ANGELES - A company that sells Bible-quoting Jesus dolls said it was surprised and disappointed that the Marine Reserves’ Toys for Tots program turned down its offer to donate 4,000 of the talking dolls.
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[Inky_Wretch]

 

[Freelance Hack]

Can we change Buddy Christ's hands to show him giving the finger and a thumb's down?

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

I was wondering why he didn't come with the kung-fu grip.

 

[HeinekenMan]

Isn't that the evil twin brother of Jesus? That thing is sure to scare a kid.

Is he doing the shocker with his right hand? And what's with his eye? It almost looks like he's winking in a "Hey, little man. Would you like to stop by my house for some beer and candy after school" sort of way.

Actually, you might be able to use this thing as the ultimate in twisted sex toys.

 

[zeke12]

That's the Buddy Christ.

He's the man...

 

[novelist_wannabe]

I think the salient point here is whether he can hit a curveball ...

 

[alleyallen]

Isn't that the evil twin brother of Jesus? That thing is sure to scare a kid.

Is he doing the shocker with his right hand? And what's with his eye? It almost looks like he's winking in a "Hey, little man. Would you like to stop by my house for some beer and candy after school" sort of way.

Actually, you might be able to use this thing as the ultimate in twisted sex toys.

In case you don't know, Buddy Christ is an invention for the Kevin Smith movie Dogma, hilariously presented by George Carlin as a bishop.

 

[Chi City 81]

Why does Toys for Tots hate America?

 

[JR]

They should have also offered an Allah doll

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Wonder how that would go over with the Marines? Just asking ...

 

[Clever username]

I think the salient point here is whether he can hit a curveball ...

I say, **** you, Jobu. I do it myself.