Tony Snow -- King Of The Suck Ups.

[Fenian_Bastard]

Former alleged newsperson on his current boss (from the NYT):

"There is an ember of greatness burning in every heart.” On the intellectual acumen of his boss: “He reminds me of one of those guys at the gym who plays about 40 chessboards at once.”

OK, let's leave the obvious absurdity aside.
The gym?

 

[OnTheRiver]

On the intellectual acumen of his boss: “He reminds me of one of those guys at the gym who plays about 40 chessboards at once.”

This is where I spit coffee all over my monitor.

Fannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntastic.

 

[slappy4428]

Is that like being the toughest guy in the band or the hottest chick in the library?

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Is that like being the toughest guy in the band or the hottest chick in the library?

Hey, there are some hot chicks in my library -- especially when they take off their glasses and pull their hair out of their buns!

 

[The Big Ragu]

Hey, don't knock aerobic chess until you've tried it. Best workout short of full-court basketball.