this is what i had for dinner:

[king cranium maximus IV]

(in order)

pint of terrapin rye pale ale
pint of terrapin rye pale ale
bottle of lone star beer
botter of miller high life
an elvis burger (peanut butter, bacon, fried bananas on a 1/2 pound burger), tater tots, pickle
bottle of miller high life

now. within 5 minutes, i want you all to guess how long i'll be spending on the john in a few hours. winner gets a beer on me.

(for the ATLiens among us, i ate at the vortex in midtown.)

 

[BYH]

My stomach churned just reading that.

May God bless you and have mercy on your soul. And your innards.

 

[StormSurge]

Poop!

 

[zeke12]

Peanut butter, bacon and bananas on a burger?

That's just wrong.

 

[John]

Some of the Terrapin beer I've had, can't remember which versions, is disgusting.

 

[king cranium maximus IV]

my wife dared me (for the burger). i have to own up to the beer, i'm afraid.

oh man. i don't feel so hot.

 

[joe]

Guessing that "cranium maximus" is an example of irony.

 

[zeke12]

You think that's bad now, wait until it wants to come out.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Why do you hate your colon?

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!
You need TP for your bunghole?
Edit: This is a tremendous wav file: http://www.thegreatcornholio.com/sounds/almighty.wav

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Cornholio wav site: http://www.thegreatcornholio.com/cornholio/cornholiosounds.htm

This is ****in' priceless: http://www.thegreatcornholio.com/sounds/ucantake.wav

 

[pressboxramblings07]

50 bucks says you live below the Mason Dixon Line.

 

[mike311gd]

(in order)

pint of terrapin rye pale ale
pint of terrapin rye pale ale
bottle of lone star beer
botter of miller high life
an elvis burger (peanut butter, bacon, fried bananas on a 1/2 pound burger), tater tots, pickle
bottle of miller high life

now. within 5 minutes, i want you all to guess how long i'll be spending on the john in a few hours. winner gets a beer on me.

(for the ATLiens among us, i ate at the vortex in midtown.)

Dude. You do know where Elvis was found, right?

 

[Lone_Star_Speed]

Shocking! Just shocking! I had no idea you could get Lone Star beer [the official state beer of Texas] in Georgia.

 

[slappy4428]

Don't make macaroni & cheese. It's bad for the poopies. She can eat the sushi, I'll pick off the rice for her. I gotta go, Emmah is opening all my tampons.

 

[FileNotFound]

Lone Star? Lone Star?! Ewww. The official state beer of Texas is Shiner Bock.

 

[HoopsMcCann]

50 bucks says you live below the Mason Dixon Line.

considering he said he got the burger in atlanta, 50 bucks says you live below the literacy line

 

[king cranium maximus IV]

well...not everyone knows what an ATLien is.

for those of you who said 25 minutes, you win teh prize.

 

[Chi City 81]

50 bucks says you live below the Mason Dixon Line.

considering he said he got the burger in atlanta, 50 bucks says you live below the literacy line

 

[zeke12]

Anyone else wondering if cranium is in the middle of a four-hour ****?