There is nothing worse . . .

[sportschick]

than a bartender who can't make a proper cosmo!

Gin has NO business in a cosmo. That is all.

 

[Diabeetus]

Sweet jeebus. That's what you get when your poolboy isn't mixing drinks ;)

 

[sportschick]

Babe, you need to come out West to make my drinks properly for me. It was painful!

 

[Diabeetus]

Here's a little something I just whipped up

 

[sportschick]

Here's a little something I just whipped up

You have no idea how much I love you, darling. The boyfriend would be jealous.

 

[BYH]

Bring Stan back!

 

[friend of a friend]

Stan's busy watching Two Girls, One Cosmo

 

[sportschick]

Stan's busy watching Two Girls, One Cosmo

Whatever. He's licking the girl cat's ass.

 

[friend of a friend]

Stan's busy watching Two Girls, One Cosmo

Whatever. He's licking the girl cat's ass.

atta boy

 

[trifectarich]

Thanks for bringing up one of my all-time top pet peeves. You order a martini and the bartender/barmaid/waiter/waitress asks you, "Gin or vodka?"

Note to all people who make drinks for a living: There is GIN in a martini; NEVER vodka. EVER. EVER. EVER.

 

[expendable]

Some yahoo tried to make my Tom Collins with vodka last week.

MrsExpendable thanks you for creating this thread so I can vent to someone other than her.

 

[John]

Covering a 6 a.m. football practice in the spring sucks pretty bad, too.

 

[Chef]

Stan's busy watching Two Girls, One Cosmo

Whatever. He's licking the girl cat's ass.

There are so many *****, ATM jokes here, but I will decline.

 

[dooley_womack1]

...than being tied up in a secluded place at the mercy of a cruel torturer.

Unless of course your bartender doesn't know how to make a proper cosmo.

 

[imjustagirl]

Some yahoo tried to make my Tom Collins with vodka last week.

Dude, Vodka Collinses kick Tom Collinses asses. Period.

 

[dreunc1542]

Some yahoo tried to make my Tom Collins with vodka last week.

Dude, Vodka Collinses kick Tom Collinses asses. Period.

And Michael Collins would kick the **** out of both of them.

 

[expendable]

But I didn't order a Vodka Collins. I ordered a Tom Collins, which I prefer. He should've known that.

 

[forever_town]

Here's a little something I just whipped up

You have no idea how much I love you, darling. The boyfriend would be jealous.

Whose boyfriend?

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

I think when someone makes a "Four Horsemen" wrong, it really pushes my buttons. It's not that hard to make well. A "Dead Nazi" can be messed up if the Jager is chilled properly.

 

[friend of a friend]

How could anyone screw up a Four Horsemen?

That's like ruining a Blind Squirrel