The Peter King army

[Rusty Shackleford]

Searched and didn't see this posted anywhere.

Starbucks' stock just went up 100,000%.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/sports-illustrated-sends-out-army-of-peter-kings-t,17851/

 

[Buck]

"It's definitely creepy," Houston Texans running back Steve Slaton said. "The sight of 400 Peter King heads following my every cut and juke in perfect unison is just bizarre. Especially because his eyes don't move. Just his head, like a lizard. But the fact that the Texans are getting any media attention whatsoever, even from a hive-mind-controlled group of identical robotic sports reporters programmed to cover us, is actually kind of nice."

 

[93Devil]

"It's definitely creepy," Houston Texans running back Steve Slaton said. "The sight of 400 Peter King heads following my every cut and juke in perfect unison is just bizarre. Especially because his eyes don't move. Just his head, like a lizard. But the fact that the Texans are getting any media attention whatsoever, even from a hive-mind-controlled group of identical robotic sports reporters programmed to cover us, is actually kind of nice."

Now I know the story is false. No one from WVU speaks that well.