The masturbating bear has nothing on this Aussie

[Perry White]

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/stab-victim-continued-masturbating/2007/06/20/1182019174853.html

Stab victim 'continued masturbating'

A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.
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Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.

He returned to the bathroom for more and was busted by Wilson, who was attempting to bath her three-and-a-half year-old daughter.

The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder.

Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.
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Senior Judge Gilbert Trafford Walker accepted the Crown's submission that Wilson had been subjected to "grossly offensive conduct ... which in a moral sense amounts to extreme provocation."

He sentenced her to nine months' jail but ordered that she be immediately released on parole.

 

[Mayfly]

What about the masturbating gorilla?

http://www.break.com/index/gorilla-has-a-blast.html

 

[Killick]

... outing alert! we finally know who's in the bear costume! btw, i think there's another band name in there -- "masturbation marathon"

 

[Football_Bat]

 

[Birdscribe]

A "masturbation marathon?"

Doesn't that lead to the penis dry heaves?

 

[Killick]

And chafing, I'm told. (Not that I would know. No really. Why is everyone laughing?)