The Love Box

[lono]

So I check into my hotel for this weekend's assignment.

In addition to the fully stocked mini-bar and the usual assortment of chips, nuts and bottled water, there's a small black carton labeled "The Love Box"

Contents:
• Two lubricated prophylactics
• Two personal lubricants
• Two obstetrical towelettes
• Two oral fixation mint packets
• One massage oil
• One feminine fresh wipe

Yet another reason I love America.

You can bet the hotels in Bulgaria don't have anything like this.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Promises something for everyone.

 

[Monday Morning Sportswriter]

Promises something for everyone.

Assuming it's just two people. :-/

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Wow. I thought this thread was going to be about something else and contain pictures.

Carry on.

 

[imjustagirl]

lono...I don't think that was ever a hotel I stayed in. Stupid Marriotts.

I'll take the oil and the mints. :D

 

[imjustagirl]

I wish I were out there. It's in the low 50s/upper 40s here. :D

 

[Killick]

"... soon will be making another ruuuuuuuun! The Loooooove Box, promising something for everyooooooooone!"

 

[imjustagirl]

I have to admit, the phrase "Two oral fixation mint packets" is interesting.

Eh, same effect with a couple Breath Savers.

 

[Killick]

... or, you know... Mentos: The Fresh-maker.

 

[waterytart]

I have to admit, the phrase "Two oral fixation mint packets" is interesting.

Eh, same effect with a couple Breath Savers.

Golden-age Hollywood biographies swear by mouthwash with alum.

 

[imjustagirl]

Innnnnnnnnnnnteresting. Thanks for the tip!

 

[JayFarrar]

It didn't contain two packets of Pop Rocks?
That's love box fail.

 

[Killick]

Thanks for the tip!

*Trying not to snicker*

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Thanks for the tip!

That's what the prostitute said to the leper.

 

[imjustagirl]

Thanks for the tip!

*Trying not to snicker*

I figured you'd get it. :D

 

[slytiger]

I totally thought this thread was going to be about the fleshlight motion.

 

[dooley_womack1]

So help me, I'm humming along to a certain B-52s song.

 

[Living visalia thru you]

So help me, I'm humming along to a certain B-52s song.

Rock Lobster?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Um, no

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

I, too, have seen the Love Box before. In Vegas.

Iono, you're covering the UFL game in Vegas...right?

;D