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[dooley_womack1]

I would have to go with Smoove B. He'll be talking about a romantic dinner, and throw in something mundane like "canned corn," or talk about sweet romance, then suddenly say, "Then I will hit you doggy-style. Damn."

Harvey is a close second. Anchower is OK, but gets repetitive at times, as does Zwiebel and Kornfeld. And I just don't get Teasdale.

Edit: Some moddy please move this to the proper board. Thanks.

 

[Chi City 81]

T. Herman Zweibel (the inspiration for Khartoum's avatar). No question. It's a shame they retired him, but I think The Onion's site as a link to all of Zweibel's old columns.

Herbert Kornfeld's pretty funny, too. Actually, so are Smoove B and Jim Anchower. Never have liked Harvey and Teasdale, though.

 

[Lester Bangs]

"We will have the finest ketchups in all the land."

 

[Gutter]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/26051

 

[Chi City 81]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37327

Also, here's Zweibel's archive ...

http://www.zweibelmemorial.org/

 

[dooley_womack1]

**** Accounts Payabo. Word.

 

[Khartoum]

T. Herman Zweibel (the inspiration for Khartoum's avatar).

Khar-who?

 

[dooley_womack1]

YESS! That's what I was hoping for by starting this. He reappeared, if but for a moment.