Texas woman steps up......BIG time.

[Chef]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/02042009/news/nationalnews/texas_woman_breaks_breast_implant_record_153538.htm

pics are NSFW

but are fun as hell to look at.

 

[imjustagirl]

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/66533/

Though that thread title wasn't that clear. It worked once you read it though.

 

[Chef]

Dammit.

Dammit.

Dammit.

I reak of fail.

 

[imjustagirl]

It's not like it said "Chick gets KKK boobs" in the thread title. Don't self-loathe. [/crossthreading]

 

[slappy4428]

Dammit.

Dammit.

Dammit.

I reak of fail.

Weel, yeah. But why this time?

 

[Dignan]

Fake boobs suck.

 

[KevinmH9]

Heard about that this morning. I mean, is she retarded?

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Eh ... I've seen bigger.

 

[spup1122]

She looks disgusting. I mean, big boobs are fine if you have the frame for them, but she obviously does not. Plus, she looks like a disgusting porn star and her hair is so bad in some of the pictures.

Just sayin'.

 

[cougargirl]

That poor girl is going to need a forklift and a harness to support those things. I don't even want to imagine how bad her back problems are going to be.

 

[PeteyPirate]

She'll be OK as long as she stays on her back, which doesn't seem out of the realm of possibility.

 

[shotglass]

If she can disengage, she has two ready-made bowling balls with which to hit the pro tour.

 

[Batman]

She'll be OK as long as she stays on her back, which doesn't seem out of the realm of possibility.

If she lays on her back, will she be able to even get up? Will she just sit there and kick her arms and legs like a turtle?
Or will the weight of those gazongas just tip her over on her side?