Snark Shutdown... I don’t know where to begin

[Scout]

Indiana woman, girlfriend used marijuana as incentive for boy's behavior, court records show — Fox News
It’s hard for boys to like you if you don’t smile.

The pot calls mama’s tank top black.

Keep it... I need to know.

 

[MTM]

Do they use a glass ****?

 

[Slacker]

If I can never ever unsee this, well, the rest of you can join the party ...

 

[Slacker]

Meanwhile: Fox reporter FAIL for not providing the boy's age in the story.