Snakes On A Plane ... the m*&^% f&^#!n' game

[2muchcoffeeman]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/328498

How to play? Simple. Point with the mouse. Click to shoot.

 

[Chi City 81]

 

[KYSportsWriter]

417

 

[imjustagirl2]

DAmmit I can't get it to work! I get to the opening scene, the snakes coming down the aisle, then I Just get the logo of the game.

Am I supposed to wait after that part? I waited like three minutes.

 

[Cosmo]

Cobra Starship's "Snakes on a Plane" rules.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

DAmmit I can't get it to work! I get to the opening scene, the snakes coming down the aisle, then I Just get the logo of the game.

Am I supposed to wait after that part? I waited like three minutes.

Did you see the intro video?

 

[imjustagirl2]

Yeah, but I don't have the sound turned on. Is it supposed to tell me what to do then?

 

[Almost_Famous]

not sure why people are still talking about this movie.

 

[Flash]

I just saw the commercial for it ... is it pho-real? If yes, is it going to turn into some cult status thing like Rocky Horror Picture Show? Or has it already?

 

[21]

I don't want to see the movie, I just want to know, WHY are there snakes on the plane??

 

[Flash]

Odd, I just asked myself the same question ...

 

[Beef03]

Odd, I just asked myself the same question ...

I think I heard they were planted by - you guessed it - terrorists, or something to that nature.

 

[farmerjerome]

There are doctored posters circulated on the web that now say "liquid on a plane."

 

[Flash]

The premise listed on IMDB just makes no sense whatsoever ...

On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, lets loose a crate full of deadly snakes.

Wouldn't a crate of deadly snakes be kept in cargo. So I gather the assassin is a stowaway in the cargo hold? I'm so confused ... Is anybody going to actually go on Thursday so they can tell us?

 

[Bubbler]

The premise listed on IMDB just makes no sense whatsoever ...

On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, lets loose a crate full of deadly snakes.

Wouldn't a crate of deadly snakes be kept in cargo. So I gather the assassin is a stowaway in the cargo hold? I'm so confused ... Is anybody going to actually go on Thursday so they can tell us?

Um, uh, I think you're reading way too much into this. The movie is ****ing called Snakes On A Plane for God sakes.

 

[Cadet]

I just saw the commercial for it ... is it pho-real? If yes, is it going to turn into some cult status thing like Rocky Horror Picture Show? Or has it already?

I would pay good money to see Samuel L. Jackson do the Time Warp!

 

[Flash]

LOL ... that would be rich.

 

[OnTheRiver]

Cobra Starship's "Snakes on a Plane" rules.

Times are strange
We got a free upgrade for
snakes on a plane.
**** em, I don't care.
Bought the cheap champagne,
we're going down in flames, hey.

Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.

So kiss me goodbye.
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive.
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in your eyes.
Goodbye.

It's time to fly,
to make the stars align
with the turpentine
lounging in their suits and ties.
Watch the *****'s parade
for the price you paid, hey.

Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.

So kiss me goodbye.
Honey I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in your eyes

So kiss me goodbye.
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in your eyes
Goodbye.

Ladies and gentlemen
These snakes are slitherin'
with dollar signs in they eyes
with tongues so reptilian
This industry's venemous
with cold-blooded sentiment
No need for nervousness
It's just a little turbulence.

So kiss me goodbye.
Honey I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in your eyes

So kiss me goodbye.
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in your eyes
Goodbye.

Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.

We seem to be losing altitude
at an alarming pace
Midtown downtown
Snakes on a blog
I suggest you grab your ankles
and kiss your ass goodbye.

 

[RAMBO]

Pretty fun game in other words not.

 

[spup1122]

Pretty fun game in other words not.

Wow. Not only was this a total non-sequitur, it didn't make sense gramatically or syntactically.

There are feces-throwing chimps who make more sense than you.