Slap Shot Alert!

[TwoGloves]

"You guys brothers?"

 

[TwoGloves]

"D_B wrote it. It must be true."

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/1412807/

So sorry.

But to bring something new to the table:

"They're ****ing horrible looking!"

"They brought their ****ing toys!"

"Call the pizza man." "Call a massage parlor."

 

[kingcreole]

You take that back!

That's crap! Did you hear what he said? You don't say stuff like that.

 

[hockeybeat]

Just some English pig...

 

[patchs]

Who owns the Chiefs?

 

[hockeybeat]

Poor Jackie. He had a future. I told him to watch that drunk driving.

 

[Cape_Fear]

And from Mile 40, Saskatchewan, where he now runs a donut shop, number 10, former penalty-minute record holder for the years 1960 to 1968 inclusive, Gilmore Tuttle.

 

[hockeybeat]

I'm having problems at home. Mostly sexual.

 

[ServeItUp]

I don't care who own da Chiefs I hate it here make me sick my hallergy puke every time blaaaagggh, like that, puke.

 

[zeke12]

That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the flood!

Well, **** him then!

 

[Huggy]

I got stinkin' ****faced on the bus. If somebody checks me into the boards I'm gonna **** myself.

 

[hockeybeat]

Hi Oogie! Buy you a soda after the game?

Hi! Do you know Toe Blake?

 

[Gutter]

Howw!


One with the universe, one with the universe.

 

[zeke12]

No, I don't mind, I'll have to tell it in court, anyway...

 

[TwoGloves]

Who own the Chiefs?

"Oooowwwnnzzzz. Oooowwwnnnnzzz."

 

[terrier]

Face it - we're just some rich broad's tax writeoff.

 

[OnTheRiver]

"I want that bounty, coach!"

"You gotta earn it, Killer."

"My attitude's right!"

 

[kingcreole]

I can't believe nobody has brought up this one left. First time I heard it, I had to pause the movie I was laughing so hard:

"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get married again because he's gonna wind up with someone's **** in his mouth faster than you can say John Robinson."

 

[Armchair_QB]

I was coaching in Omaha and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who's a horrible masturbator...

 

[OnTheRiver]

I can't believe nobody has brought up this one left. First time I heard it, I had to pause the movie I was laughing so hard:

"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get married again because he's gonna wind up with someone's **** in his mouth faster than you can say John Robinson."

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