Simple Life: LA County Jail

[patchs]

Paris gets 45 days in the slammer for probation violation.
Now get Nicole Richie in there and you've got pay-per-view gold.

 

[Chi City 81]

Sadly, why do I think she'll milk this for more publicity and even more money?

 

[poindexter]

That's hot.

45 days jail in Lynwood.

That's not.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

I have $ that says she doesn't serve the whole 45 days.

 

[dooley_womack1]

 

[spnited]

LOS ANGELES (AP) — A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress’ famous high life.
Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.
The judge ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
“I’m very sorry and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything. I’m sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all,” she told the judge before he announced the sentence.
She was then ordered to report to a women’s jail in suburban Lynwood on the set date or face 90 days behind bars. The judge’s ruling excluded her from paying to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some are allowed.
As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton’s mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton, then blurted out: “May I have your autograph?”
Paris Hilton was among a series of witnesses who took the stand during the hearing. She testified she believed her license was initially suspended for 30 days and that she was allowed to drive for work purposes during the next 90 days.
She said that when an officer who stopped her in January made her sign a document stating her license was suspended, she thought he was mistaken and did not actually look at the document.

 

[TwoGloves]

She shows up 10 minutes late and her mother mocks the judge? **** both of 'em. She deserves to serve every ****ing minute of that sentence. Sadly, she probalby won't.

 

[ifilus]

Sounds like Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer wants to be a star. Like his colleague, Ito.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Sounds like Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer wants to be a star. Like his colleague, Ito.

What makes you think that? Because he dared to treat a celebrity the same way you or I would be?

 

[ifilus]

Sounds like Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer wants to be a star. Like his colleague, Ito.

What makes you think that? Because he dared to treat a celebrity the same way you or I would be?

Forty five days in prison with no possibility of work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring seems a bit extreme for simply driving with a revoked license. It's clear the judge is grandstanding because she's a celebutard.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

1. She was twice caught driving on a suspended license. Once on Jan. 15 and once on Feb. 27.
2. She was ordered to enroll in an alcohol awareness program. She didn't.
3. She was late to today's court date.

45 days might be harsh, but she's put herself in the clink by her actions.

 

[EStreetJoe]

any volunteers to pay her a conjugal visit?

 

[Chi City 81]

any volunteers to pay her a conjugal visit?

I wouldn't **** her with your ****, EStreet.

 

[nowhat]

Here's hoping the fattest bulldyke in that jail takes a liking to the ****ing princess, and then uses a round object i.e. a ***** on that part of the princess' body that doesn't shine. No talent *****.

 

[EStreetJoe]

any volunteers to pay her a conjugal visit?

I wouldn't **** her with your ****, EStreet.

And Doc, I wouldn't **** her with yours

 

[slappy4428]

She'll be some bulldyke's little purse puppy... nah... she'll be watched all the time....
Mom needs to STFU, tho

 

[MileHigh]

The prosecutor recommended 45 days and the judge went along with it. Sounds reasonable to me.

 

[Mayfly]

Is she actually going to normal prison or Martha Stewart-like prison?

 

[Prep_desk_junkie]

not just jail, but jail in suburban Lynwood.

 

[Mayfly]

10:1 odds she has a new sex tape out within 30 days of her in prison.