Simple Life: LA County Jail

[slappy4428]

Will be worth it to see how her pampered, maladjusted ass copes for 6 weeks...
Welcome to reality, skank

 

[dooley_womack1]

In a side note, Paris Hilton's request to serve her sentence in a pound-em-in-the-ass prison was denied.

 

[slappy4428]

In a side note, Paris Hilton's request to serve her sentence in a pound-em-in-the-ass prison was denied.

nice....

 

[John]

In a side note, Paris Hilton's request to serve her sentence in a pound-em-in-the-ass prison was denied.

 

[Oz]

In a side note, Paris Hilton's request to serve her sentence in a pound-em-in-the-ass prison was denied.

Indeed, a well deserved applause.

 

[chazp]

10:1 odds she has a new sex tape out within 30 days of her in prison.

One of the girls I work with told me that the most boring tape she'd ever seen.

 

[PCLoadLetter]

It cracked me up that the judge denied work release.

Like she's worked a day in her life.

 

[sportsnut]

No Martha actually had a vacation at ClubFed while we paid for it.

Paris is going to a Los Angeles County Women's prison. This is not a place I would even want to get locked up in.

But they will probably send her on suicide watch to have her removed from the general population.


COMING SOON TO FOX REALITY

THE SIMPLE LIFE COUNTY JAIL.

Special Guest Joe Francis.
Executive Produced by Mark Brunette
Distributed by Mantra Films.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

The insipid little Dutch man ought to be put on beet-picking or rock-breaking detail, or do nothing but write one column headlines for six weeks.

 

[lono]

Perhaps she can call her old friend, Lizzie Grubman, for some jail-survival tips.

 

[Starman]

LOS ANGELES (AP) — A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress’ famous high life.
Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.
The judge ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
“I’m very sorry and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything. I’m sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all,” she told the judge before he announced the sentence.
She was then ordered to report to a women’s jail in suburban Lynwood on the set date or face 90 days behind bars. The judge’s ruling excluded her from paying to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some are allowed.
As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton’s mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton, then blurted out: “May I have your autograph?”

Judge should have said, "Sure, right here on this contempt of court citation. Bang, zoom, you get 30 days too, *****."

 

[Mayfly]

I bet Paris Hilton turns out like Britney Spears after this.

 

[ifilus]

I bet Paris Hilton turns out like Britney Spears after this.

Right. She most certainly will emerge from jail as a fat, bald, trailer-trash hillbilly with a pair of slobbering infants and a couple of deadbeat ex-husbands.

 

[slappy4428]

I bet Paris Hilton turns out like Britney Spears after this.

Right. She most certainly will emerge from jail as a fat, bald, trailer-trash hillbilly with a pair of slobbering infants and a couple of deadbeat ex-husbands.

Mr. Federline is proving to be the rock in that relationship.... whoda thunk it.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Sadly, this will help her career... Don't ask me why, but it will...

 

[Mayfly]

I bet Paris Hilton turns out like Britney Spears after this.

Right. She most certainly will emerge from jail as a fat, bald, trailer-trash hillbilly with a pair of slobbering infants and a couple of deadbeat ex-husbands.

I meant with how the public looks down upon her after she was so highly regarded (I use that term loosely)

 

[ifilus]

Sadly, this will help her career... Don't ask me why, but it will...

Here's an AP story that confirms your theory:

"It will actually increase her star appeal in a very sick and demented way," said longtime publicist Michael Levine. "There's a segment of our society that's somehow engaged in the soap opera that is Paris Hilton, and this a very compelling plot line in the soap opera."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070506/ap_en_tv/paris_hilton_3

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Sadly, this will help her career... Don't ask me why, but it will...

Don't you have to have a career before it can be helped?

 

[Idaho]

Sadly, this will help her career... Don't ask me why, but it will...

Don't you have to have a career before it can be helped?

Hey, she's an actress, a singer and a handbag designer.

 

[lono]

Sadly, this will help her career... Don't ask me why, but it will...

Don't you have to have a career before it can be helped?

Hey, she's an actress, a singer and a designing jizzbag.

Fixed.