Signs of the End: Earthquakes in D/FW and Oklahoma?

[ScribePharisee]

http://www.newson6.com/global/story.asp?s=9273944

California's obvious, the fault near Missouri, but this?

 

[poindexter]

2.5 is not an earthquake. Freelance Hack makes more of a rumble when he takes a dump after a meal of Hardee's Gargantuan Burger.

 

[ScribePharisee]

Still...in Texas?

 

[JakeandElwood]

A sign of the end? Are you serious?
I think God will pack more of a punch.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Yes, earthquakes in Texas.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/regional/states/texas/history.php

And to follow that, here's the record of earthquakes within 600 kilometers of Abilene, Texas, since 1974.

http://neic.usgs.gov/cgi-bin/epic/epic.cgi?SEARCHMETHOD=3&SLAT2=0.0&SLAT1=0.0&SLON2=0.0&SLON1=0.0&FILEFORMAT=4&SEARCHRANGE=HH&CLAT=32.5&CLON=-99.5&CRAD=600&SUBMIT=Submit+Search&SYEAR=&SMONTH=&SDAY=&EYEAR=&EMONTH=&EDAY=&LMAG=&UMAG=&NDEP1=&NDEP2=&IO1=&IO2=

(Sorry about the long link; I tried TinyURL but it didn't load properly.)

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

A sign of the end? Are you serious?
I think God will pack more of a punch.

What he said.

God's not gonna **** around with some 2.5s and 3.0s ...

 

[andyouare?]

I thought this was a threat about the MLS playoffs.

 

[Freelance Hack]

2.5 is not an earthquake. Freelance Hack makes more of a rumble when he takes a dump after a meal of Hardee's Gargantuan Burger.

Just so you know, the midwest and southeast should prepare for such an occurance around 9 p.m. ET tonight.

 

[Chef]

2.5 is not an earthquake. Freelance Hack makes more of a rumble when he takes a dump after a meal of Hardee's Gargantuan Burger.

Just so you know, the midwest and southeast should prepare for such an occurance around 9 p.m. ET tonight.

I'll see your Gargantuan burger, and raise you a Mr. Burger Double Cheeseburger with chili and onions.

 

[Football_Bat]

I didn't feel a thing.

That's what she said, of course.

 

[writing irish]

Hmm, we didn't feel anything out west in Cow****istan. I don't want any destruction or casualties, but otherwise, I'm all for any tectonic event that would make things less flat around here.

 

[Boomer7]

Wouldn't the End of Days begin in states that aren't going to vote for the Anti-Christ?

 

[ScribePharisee]

Yes, earthquakes in Texas.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/regional/states/texas/history.php

And to follow that, here's the record of earthquakes within 600 kilometers of Abilene, Texas, since 1974.

http://neic.usgs.gov/cgi-bin/epic/epic.cgi?SEARCHMETHOD=3&SLAT2=0.0&SLAT1=0.0&SLON2=0.0&SLON1=0.0&FILEFORMAT=4&SEARCHRANGE=HH&CLAT=32.5&CLON=-99.5&CRAD=600&SUBMIT=Submit+Search&SYEAR=&SMONTH=&SDAY=&EYEAR=&EMONTH=&EDAY=&LMAG=&UMAG=&NDEP1=&NDEP2=&IO1=&IO2=

(Sorry about the long link; I tried TinyURL but it didn't load properly.)

That's bull**** exagerration and scientific spinning of another reality - most of those came from Odessa Permian "Mojo" chants.

 

[ScribePharisee]

Wouldn't the End of Days begin in states that aren't going to vote for the Anti-Christ?

No, the Rapture will take all the good people first :)

 

[Cosmo]

I didn't feel a thing.

That's what she said, of course.

Small penis? Noooooohhhh! She had a huge vagina!!! [/jeffgreene]

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Too bad it didn't hit a few months ago. Then they could be the Oklahoma City Earthquakes or Tremblors instead of the fail-assed Thunder.