Sex is funny

[Bob Cook]

So I'm sitting down on my afternoon train, and a woman in front of me is reading a book. I normally don't read over anyone's shoulder, but the lines I caught on the fly made me not want to stop -- because it was some of the worst writing I've ever seen, all the funnier because it was all about sexxxxxxin'. Fortunately, the woman reading this book held it an angle where I could sit normally and see what she was reading.

I believe the scene was supposed to be a swingers' club. Here are a few samples:

"'Lay you ass down underneath me and eat my ***** while I teabag those casaba nuts.'"

"His **** hung limp in disappointment. His nuts were drained."

"He probably didn't have any more sperms to ejaculate after his Big O with the Queen."

Sperms?

 

[21]

Finally, someone who read the Arod book.

 

[slappy4428]

nice...

 

[Bob Cook]

Finally, someone who read the Arod book.

That's an A-bomb... for 21!

 

[mustangj17]

What's a casaba nut?

 

[EStreetJoe]

Was the woman reading it hot?
What was the title of the book?

 

[Ace]

Was the woman reading it hot?
What was the title of the book?

Just google casaba and orgy. How many hits can you possible get?

 

[Gutter]

What was the title of the book?

 

[expendable]

What was the title of the book?

That made me laugh. Well-played.

 

[mustangj17]

Was the woman reading it hot?
What was the title of the book?

Just google casaba and orgy. How many hits can you possible get?

I'm at work.

 

[Bob Cook]

Was the woman reading it hot?
What was the title of the book?

Just google casaba and orgy. How many hits can you possible get?

I'm at work.

A casaba, technically, is a melon, not a nut. Though maybe you don't your nuts to look like this:

 

[Big Circus]

A casaba, technically, is a melon, not a nut. Though maybe you don't your nuts to look like this:

Or your melons.

 

[EStreetJoe]

Was the woman reading it hot?
What was the title of the book?

Just google casaba and orgy. How many hits can you possible get?

3,160.

using "casaba nuts" and orgy yielded zero results

 

[Double J]

Was the woman reading it hot?

still awaiting an answer to this vitally important question......

 

[playthrough]

Whew. I thought my wife had started posting here.

 

[RickStain]

If it's funny, why does she always cry afterwards?

 

[Armchair_QB]

If it's funny, why does she always cry afterwards?

Because she can't believe she slept with you?

 

[RickStain]

If it's funny, why does she always cry afterwards?

Because she can't believe she slept with you?

Thank you for feeling the need to state the obvious implied punchline :)

 

[Boom_70]

Now we know how A Rod hurt his hip.

 

[Double J]

Hips don't lie.