Roast the guy above you

[Write-brained]

This thread is just like the 'Say Something Nice About the Person Above You' thread but instead you roast the ****er. Be as mean as you want, just make sure it's in good fun - and funny, dammit. And original. No just stealing Jeffrey Ross jokes.

And while it might look like I'm stepping on Chef's mangled toes - and his roast thread - I'm not. Well, OK, I am. So **** him and **** you, too.

 

[Tom Petty]

i wouldn't **** WB with bea arthur's ****.

 

[sportschick]

Tomas thinks Michael Jackson is hot.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Sportschick reads the Summer Romance thread and says "awww"

(as per a roast, raising glass and saying, "but seriously, here's to ya")

 

[BYH]

Dooley wishes he had an Award Cam.

 

[sportschick]

BYH is incapable of satisfying his wife.

 

[BYH]

Sportschick cannot spell satisfying. TAKE THAT *****!!!!

 

[sportschick]

BYH ****s his cat

 

[dooley_womack1]

Yeah, Beej did it! He's outdorked Mikey! And SC would if only she could.

 

[BYH]

Sinners and saints agree on one thing: Dooley's a dork...and they'd be ashamed to have him in their groups!

 

[Bruce Leroy]

BYH has the strength of a Tri-Lamb and the libido of an Alpha Beta.

 

[BYH]

I ate Bruce's Pi.

 

[sportschick]

BYH raped a goat.



(OK, that was uncalled for, but it made me giggle)

 

[BYH]

Look, I know what come hither bleats sound like, OK? It was asking for it.

I mean, Sportschick wants to **** New Zealand!

 

[Bruce Leroy]

BYH is Jim Breuer, except with no fame instead of a little bit.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Bruce has terrible taste in movies. I mean, who quotes 'Dude, Where's My Car?' at 4 in the morning?

 

[forever_town]

KY secretly wanted to see me, Mikey and 'Beetus battle it out for straightest gay guy on SportsJournalists.com for perverted reasons.

 

[Write-brained]

When Forever_Town came out of the closet, the gay community tried to push him back in.

 

[Chef]

and w-b gets the award for this thread's "OH ****" moment.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Chef once had someone tell him "Think before you speak." Chef just stood there with a stupid look on his face because the first part confused him.