R. Kelly: No more nailing 13-year-olds for me!

[BYH]

Of course he denies ever having sex with anyone underage.

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61710729

He'll probably stay sober, such as it is, about as long as Jani Lane.

 

[imjustagirl]

Awkward part:

When the innocent verdicts were announced, Kelly said he felt relieved that he would be able to see his three children — two daughters and a son — once again.

"I couldn't wait to get home to hug them and hold them," he said.

And their friends.

 

[BYH]

"Come give Daddy a hug. A little lower. Lower. Thereeeeeeee we go."

 

[imjustagirl]

 

[RossLT]

R. Kelly, as much as I love his music, is one creepy *******. Your Body's Callin is a great song, but not when you realize it could have been written about a 13-year-old girl,

 

[imjustagirl]

Top 5 R. Kelly songs:

1. Ignition (Remix). Can not ever be topped.
2. Down Low (Remix)
3. Sex Me
4. Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby
5. either Your Body's Callin' or Bump N' Grind

 

[zebracoy]

I was always way more fond of his serious stuff as opposed to his party-boy songs. Examples: "I Believe I Can Fly" was a good song; the one he composed for "Ali" might be one of my favorite R&B songs of all time.

 

[imjustagirl]

I was always way more fond of his serious stuff as opposed to his party-boy songs. Examples: "I Believe I Can Fly" was a good song; the one he composed for "Ali" might be one of my favorite R&B songs of all time.

Yeah, see, R Kelly was all about the booty for me. No slow dancing unless there was grinding involved. That was the only purpose he served.

 

[RossLT]

Top 5 R. Kelly songs:

1. Ignition (Remix). Can not ever be topped.
2. Down Low (Remix)
3. Sex Me
4. Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby
5. either Your Body's Callin' or Bump N' Grind

How about You Remind Me? Just kidding ;P

 

[Buck]

Has R. Kelly considered going into the priesthood?

 

[RossLT]

Then he would molest 13-yo boys

 

[Buck]

Then he would molest 13-yo boys

Don't stereotype.
There are plenty of priests who prefer under-age girls to under-age boys.
When did this place become so biggotted?

 

[imjustagirl]

Then he would molest 13-yo boys

Don't stereotype.
There are plenty of priests who prefer under-age girls to under-age girls.
When did this place become so biggotted?

OK, who gave Boom Buck's password?

 

[Buck]

My bad.
I fixed it.

 

[RossLT]

Then he would molest 13-yo boys

Don't stereotype.
There are plenty of priests who prefer under-age girls to under-age boys.
When did this place become so biggotted?

Earlier today, didn't anyone tell you?

 

[RossLT]

R got his start in Public Announcement who went from good songs with him to stuff like this

 

[slappy4428]

"Come give Daddy a hug. A little lower. Lower. Thereeeeeeee we go."

nice

 

[Johnsonville]

Top 5 R. Kelly songs:

1. Ignition (Remix). Can not ever be topped.
2. Down Low (Remix)
3. Sex Me
4. Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby
5. either Your Body's Callin' or Bump N' Grind

Had a flash to High Fidelity, which I just saw on cable for the 100th time.

I am partial to the song World's Greatest. He sang it at the Salt Lake opening ceremonies right after news of the video broke.

 

[amraeder]

So my brother went to Notre Dame, and one day he was lamenting to me that there was no good shirts for the BYU game.
My suggestion:
Brigham Young?
Sounds like an R. Kelly song to me.

(My favorite pre-game thing ever, the banner at Notre Dame pre a game at U of Neb. "Call us Wilkes Booth because we're bringing the pain to Lincoln.)


On a much more related note, ignition (remix) totally rocked my freshman year of college.

 

[imjustagirl]

It STILL rocks.