There are just so many great lines that the movie makes me laugh every time I watch it. It is probably my favorite comedy.
Bank Guard: "What kind of clown are you?
Bill Murray: "The crying on the inside kind I guess."
In one of the opening scenes as Murray, dressed as a clown walks down the New York street and past a strip club.
Barker: "Nuuuude Women. Nuuuude Women. Clowns welcome. Clowns welcome."
Murray to a hostage
"Who put you in charge Mr. Adolf Hitler."
"This isn't Russia. Is this Russia?"
Quade: "Is that our plane?"
Murray: "No if that was our plane, it would be crashing."
"Blufftony."
Murray to construction workers: "I want to thank you guys. You could have given us help, but you've given us so much more.
Chief Rotzinger: "At least give me the women."
Grimm: "Get your own women!"
Chief Rotzinger: "Listen, I've had just about enough of your comedy, clown. We're coming in through the plate glass."
Grimm: "Alright, I gotta hang-up now, because I gotta go kill everybody."
Bank Manager: "I want to thank you for getting us out alive. The owners of the bank want me to tell you not to expect any cooperation from them."
Chief Rotzinger: "Oh?"
Bank Manager: "And I think they're gonna kill you with the press, too. They say that if the clown gets away, they owe it to their shareholders to let the "abject humiliation" of this whole think fall on a public official."
Chief Rotzinger: "How many share holders are there?"
Bank Manager: "Ahh, just the three, I think."
I could go on all day.