POLL: Favorite all-time SJ.com line

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What is your favorite all-time SJ.com line?

  • Finished on her grill -- Westcoastvol

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • "I have always wanted to boots a girl, but the one time I had a chance in college the only lube pres

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • "With her, the back door was the front door and it was a very good door. It needed oiling very badly

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Other

    Votes: 11 34.4%

  • "I'm going to get a ****ING HAIRCUT!" -- Bubbler

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Vats of dong -- Tron

    Votes: 4 12.5%
  • Total voters
    32
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I forget who made the grill comment. I tried to do a quick Google and it didn't come up. Wasn't it Tron?

I know I am missing some. Nominations still being accepted.
 
Finished on her grill was Westcoastvol.

Awesome line. Something along the line of "And she LOVED it when I finished on her grille."
 
Jones' reference to Frankenberry ****, on a thread about sleep...

I like night sex, not morning sex. I prefer morning head. Then I don't have to worry about my breath being bad.

The risk, of course, is that if my ladyfriend has already had breakfast, my penis sometimes ends up smelling like Frankenberry.
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I had to vote for myself on the kind-of one-year anniversary of the Seahawks almost winning the Super Bowl.
 
Well, at least I never told how the incident ended.
















Which I will later tonight because I am Super Bowl drunk, though not quite Seahawks in the Super Bowl drunk, though close enough. (lot of commas misplaced, but i don't care.)
 
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Starman said:
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WINNER!!!!!!!

Starman, I beg of you, for those who haven't read it before, please repeat your Notre Dame hot dogs line. I can never remember the exact line and trying to repeat the line is a lot like telling a joke and forgetting the punchline. The originator needs to deliver it for maximum amusement.

In other news, that is a very disturbing photo.
 
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